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Rev Roger, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, #1: Eat the Rich

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 15, 2009, 12:24:21 AM

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fomenter

#15
January 15, 2009, 04:02:59 AM
until a band of cannibalistic zealots led by Reverend Armitage and an army of heavily armed soldiers begin a rampage through the area,

from a description of Lucifer's Hammer  a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel by Larry Niven

worth reading - topically relevant
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 15, 2009, 04:21:08 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 15, 2009, 04:21:38 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 15, 2009, 04:02:59 AM
until a band of cannibalistic zealots led by Reverend Armitage and an army of heavily armed soldiers begin a rampage through the area,

from a description of Lucifer's Hammer  a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel by Larry Niven

worth reading - topically relevant

That was probably his best book.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fomenter

#18
January 15, 2009, 04:24:00 AM
best i have read, its in my top 10 list for sure
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Elder Iptuous

#19
January 15, 2009, 04:27:08 AM
why, you don't have to live in the desert just to wear your favorite leather straps and man panties, TGRR!  Remember, you run bartertown!

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 15, 2009, 04:27:47 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 15, 2009, 04:27:08 AM
why, you don't have to live in the desert just to wear your favorite leather straps and man panties, TGRR!  Remember, you run bartertown!


Yeah, but a lot of that shit was FILMED HERE!

Life imitates art! WHEEEE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#21
January 15, 2009, 04:30:16 AM
the difference between the two is quickly fading, no?  :D

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 15, 2009, 04:31:44 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 15, 2009, 04:30:16 AM
the difference between the two is quickly fading, no?  :D

And this is just the beginning!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#23
January 15, 2009, 04:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 04:31:44 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 15, 2009, 04:30:16 AM
the difference between the two is quickly fading, no?  :D
And this is just the beginning!
It's gonna be fucking awesome...
all these pansies that lost their natural monkey will-to-evil are gonna get creamed just for us to spread on our toast.

fomenter

#24
January 15, 2009, 04:53:17 AM Last Edit: January 15, 2009, 05:18:55 AM by Fomenter
it will be good times when the warlord hats go on


edit to add - i just found a post apocoliptic book torrent hxxp://isohunt.com/torrent_details/46662680/Jerry+Pournelle?tab=summary

it has Lucifers Hammer and some others

Brian Keene-City Of The Dead  (=zombies)
Brian Keene-The Rising            (=zombies)
Brian W. Aldiss-Greybeard
Cormac McCarthy-The Road
David Brin-The Postman                (sounds like kevin Costner movie haven't read)
James BeauSeigneur-Christ Clone Trilogy
Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle - Footfall
Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle-Lucifers Hammer (=cannibal army)
Margaret Atwood-Oryx And Crake
Margaret Atwood-The Handmaid's Tale
Octavia E. Butler-Lilith's Brood
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jenne

#25
January 15, 2009, 05:25:57 AM
A1! A1! A1!

muttonly :mittens: Rog!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
January 15, 2009, 06:40:39 AM
Roger, you've said you don't feel like your rants are the right context for your Youtube videos. How would you feel about a collaboration, in which I recited your rants, possibly with music, full credit?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bu🤠ns

#27
January 15, 2009, 07:15:44 AM
:mittens:, Rog

Requia ☣

#28
January 15, 2009, 10:04:34 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 15, 2009, 04:38:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 15, 2009, 04:31:44 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 15, 2009, 04:30:16 AM
the difference between the two is quickly fading, no?  :D
And this is just the beginning!
It's gonna be fucking awesome...
all these pansies that lost their natural monkey will-to-evil are gonna get creamed just for us to spread on our toast.

You forkey the rich never lost their will to evil.  We wouldn't be in this fucking mess if they had.  No, the bankers might be soft, but they will be the *first* to start eating people if someone doesn't take them down preemptively.

Roger, your rant reminds me.  I really need to go pick up an extra brick of ammo.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

P3nT4gR4m

#29
January 15, 2009, 12:52:30 PM
Fucking :mittens:

I just hope you're right. Everytime it looks like the end of the civilisation is coming fuck all happens.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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