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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #465 on: February 10, 2010, 07:38:17 pm »
FIX IT!

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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #466 on: February 10, 2010, 07:53:13 pm »
 :?

fix?
you mean SBS it?
or get the 20rd drum?
or bayonet?

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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #467 on: February 10, 2010, 08:47:50 pm »
Can't see it.

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« Reply #468 on: February 10, 2010, 11:19:00 pm »
Can't see it.

oh...oops, fixt.
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« Reply #469 on: February 11, 2010, 12:11:40 am »
How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #470 on: February 11, 2010, 12:23:31 am »
How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?
Hoppes No. 9

i just got my hairs cut though, so no i have more hair on my chin than scalp...

hey nigel. you are with firearm, i believe... what do you have for crazy preparedness?

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« Reply #471 on: February 11, 2010, 01:10:15 am »
How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?
Hoppes No. 9

i just got my hairs cut though, so no i have more hair on my chin than scalp...

hey nigel. you are with firearm, i believe... what do you have for crazy preparedness?

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #472 on: February 11, 2010, 01:21:00 am »
guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.

Weird guns are wonderful!
are you going to be the recipient of the collection some day?

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« Reply #473 on: February 11, 2010, 01:33:14 am »
guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.

Weird guns are wonderful!
are you going to be the recipient of the collection some day?

I think my oldest brother gets the guns, I get the knives.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #474 on: February 11, 2010, 03:50:05 am »
Iptuous, nice gun.

(LMNuendo.)

guns freak me out.

That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.

Did I say glory holes?

Yeah, kinda.

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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #475 on: February 11, 2010, 11:53:00 am »
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« Reply #476 on: February 12, 2010, 01:46:14 pm »
Ever run a simple cigarette lighter down across someone's face?  It hurts just thinking about it. 

A lighter clenched in the bottom of your hand when striking with a hammerfist at neck / face / collarbone / temple give the same force a smaller, harder point of impact = more effective, if you buy into that line of thinking. 

A lighter as a sorce of flame is useful for a lot more than smoking.  Say you need to start a fire, get a bit of light, defrost a lock, seal synthetic chord, sterilize a needle (non hypodermic), light a gas stove or candle....

This is why I try to have 2-3 spread around my bag, room, or work table at all times. 
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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #477 on: February 12, 2010, 03:50:26 pm »
I never thought of lighters. :eek:

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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #478 on: February 12, 2010, 04:42:44 pm »
Definitely.  I'm not so hot on agricultural knowledge, so anyone people I can team up with to work + cross train in this regard will be a necessity.
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Re: CRAZY PREPARED
« Reply #479 on: February 12, 2010, 06:04:52 pm »
actually, "hemp" seeds are, pound for pound, one of the most nutritious food substances on earth.

anytime I'm unlucky enough to end up with a bunch of them, I use them in place of peppercorns in a batch of fried potatoes.
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