CRAZY PREPARED

[Jasper]

FIX IT!

[Elder Iptuous]

 

fix?
you mean SBS it?
or get the 20rd drum?
or bayonet?

[Jasper]

Can't see it.

[Elder Iptuous]

Can't see it.

oh...oops, fixt.
and here is my scary mug

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?

[Elder Iptuous]

How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?

Hoppes No. 9

i just got my hairs cut though, so no i have more hair on my chin than scalp...

hey nigel. you are with firearm, i believe... what do you have for crazy preparedness?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How is it that your hair ALWAYS looks fabulous?

Hoppes No. 9

i just got my hairs cut though, so no i have more hair on my chin than scalp...

hey nigel. you are with firearm, i believe... what do you have for crazy preparedness?

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.

[Elder Iptuous]

guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.

Weird guns are wonderful!
are you going to be the recipient of the collection some day?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

guns freak me out.

hoplophobia can be cured through exposure.
if you're in north TX sometime, ring me up, and we'll have fun with extreme prejudice.  I'll even break out the Barrett and Tannerite....

I have a .45 pistol and a .22 pistol, and something I can't talk about.

I want to get a .22 and 30.06 rifles for hunting, though, and a new .22 pistol because frankly I am not keen on the one my dad gave me. He's a collector so everything he has is weird.

Weird guns are wonderful!
are you going to be the recipient of the collection some day?

I think my oldest brother gets the guns, I get the knives.

[Jasper]

Iptuous, nice gun.

(LMNuendo.)

guns freak me out.

That's probably a reasonable, measured response to anything that can put glory holes in you.

Did I say glory holes?

Yeah, kinda.

[Triple Zero]

IPPY LOOKS LIKE A LEPRECHAAAAUUN

[Richter]

Ever run a simple cigarette lighter down across someone's face?  It hurts just thinking about it. 

A lighter clenched in the bottom of your hand when striking with a hammerfist at neck / face / collarbone / temple give the same force a smaller, harder point of impact = more effective, if you buy into that line of thinking. 

A lighter as a sorce of flame is useful for a lot more than smoking.  Say you need to start a fire, get a bit of light, defrost a lock, seal synthetic chord, sterilize a needle (non hypodermic), light a gas stove or candle....

This is why I try to have 2-3 spread around my bag, room, or work table at all times. 

[Freeky]

I never thought of lighters.

[Richter]

Definitely.  I'm not so hot on agricultural knowledge, so anyone people I can team up with to work + cross train in this regard will be a necessity.

[East Coast Hustle]

actually, "hemp" seeds are, pound for pound, one of the most nutritious food substances on earth.

anytime I'm unlucky enough to end up with a bunch of them, I use them in place of peppercorns in a batch of fried potatoes.