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Official February Shit List Thread

Started by Cain, February 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#435
March 01, 2009, 06:58:55 AM
It's also the best one.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BADGE OF HONOR

#436
March 01, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
Except for the ones involving Vimes cause he's Pratchett's best character.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Jasper

#437
March 01, 2009, 07:01:26 AM
Quote from: GERMAN BREAST MACHINE on March 01, 2009, 06:58:55 AM
It's also the best one.

It's got a lot going for it.  Big emotions and ideas, rock music, and romance.  I have to say Hat Full Of Sky is about equal though.

Quote from: GERMAN BREAST MACHINE on March 01, 2009, 06:59:41 AM
Except for the ones involving Vimes cause he's Pratchett's best character.

I'm more of an Esme fan, myself.

Requia ☣

#438
March 01, 2009, 07:16:43 AM
I made it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#439
March 01, 2009, 07:20:04 AM
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 07:16:43 AM
I made it.

You're the craphound responsible for the Soul Music cartoon?

Requia ☣

#440
March 01, 2009, 07:23:18 AM
No, I made it through Febuary.  Even have a job for March.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Jasper

#441
March 01, 2009, 07:30:16 AM
Quote from: KC on March 01, 2009, 07:23:18 AM
No, I made it through Febuary.  Even have a job for March.

Oh.  Er, brilliant.  I've still got half an hour to go.

I think I've got shin splints...

Zenpeanut

#442
March 01, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#443
March 01, 2009, 08:02:05 AM
OH MY GOD IT'S OVER YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#444
March 01, 2009, 08:03:51 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on March 01, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!

Bets on this being the last thing we hear from Zenpeanut?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Bruno

#445
March 01, 2009, 08:04:54 AM
OSHI! IT SNOWED!! THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BESTEST MARCH EVAR!!!
Formerly something else...

BADGE OF HONOR

#446
March 01, 2009, 08:38:52 AM
I just found out that my friend who broke his spine in a terrible accident last fall actually managed to pick something up a week ago after being totally paralyzed for months.  Yay.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

#447
March 02, 2009, 01:04:03 AM
dude that's pretty awesome :)

The Good Reverend Roger

#448
March 02, 2009, 02:50:24 AM
Quote from: Requia on March 01, 2009, 08:03:51 AM
Quote from: Zenpeanut on March 01, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
Holy shit, 2 minutes left...NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG IN THAT SPACE OF TIME!

Bets on this being the last thing we hear from Zenpeanut?

Not touching that money.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysnomia

#449
March 02, 2009, 06:07:08 AM
I WENT CAR SHOPPING!  HAPPY MARCH EVERYONE!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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