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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2009, 06:11:56 am »
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Actualy, only I cover the forth requirement. I have that shit covered regardless.
And IU think I have researched my shit enough, everyone, to know what I am doing.
Now if you wanna rodge you can shit all over the rest of this shit. Thank you and good day.

Wait, how does he get all the credit?

I'm a holy man.
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2009, 06:13:22 am »
*outrage*

I SARC-  I SARCASS...ED... AT HIM.  IT WAS DEADLY.  I DEMAND TO BE HATED.

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2009, 06:14:51 am »
Australia


Perhaps, but sommadem hate americans.

Yeah, you should definitely move to a country where no one hates Americans.

It should be really easy for a young man with your assets to immigrate to a socialist country with a stable economy. I understand the Netherlands will take in just about ANYONE, providing you ask nicely.
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2009, 06:15:10 am »
*outrage*

I SARC-  I SARCASS...ED... AT HIM.  IT WAS DEADLY.  I DEMAND TO BE HATED.

You men of science are not viewed in the same way.  You will have to content yourself doing horrible shit to cats that may or may not exist in boxes.
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2009, 06:22:50 am »
What the world needs is a thought experiment that reliably makes people die.

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2009, 06:24:05 am »
What the world needs is a thought experiment that reliably makes people die.

Yes, we already have loads of people that may or may not be real.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2009, 12:01:08 am »
Indigo blade could go live in a cardboard box... Then he may or may not exist, plus he has the entire world ahead of him.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 pm »
 heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in
What?

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #53 on: February 16, 2009, 11:48:20 pm »
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

How many other countries have you visited?
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2009, 12:10:51 am »
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

Goddamn trust fund babies.  You have no fucking idea.
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2009, 01:57:24 am »
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

Why don't you go borrow my husband's Afghan citizenship for a spell?  And then tell me how nasty this box is, hm?

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2009, 02:11:08 am »
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

wow, you're in for a REALLY unpleasant surprise.

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« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2009, 02:13:30 am »
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

wow, you're in for a REALLY unpleasant surprise.

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TGRR,
Has seen people like indigo used for currency.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2009, 02:43:23 am »
yeah, but the people that would buy the likes of him for pleasure are, frankly, too hideous and twisted for me to want to think about for long.

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is reminded of the time his 80 year-old west indian friend "Manny" bought a hooker named "Pigeonfoot" down by the fish market strictly because she had longer toes and therefore more room for Manny to work with his freakishly long tongue (6+ inches past the lips, no exaggeration) as he indulged his dirty foot fetish
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Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2009, 02:44:04 am »
for the sake of clarity, I do not mean to imply that foot fetishes have a moral value and that I think they are "dirty", I mean that he had a fetish for dirty feet.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"