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Started by Iason Ouabache, February 15, 2009, 03:21:56 AM

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Iason Ouabache

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Jasper

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

Richter

There are no officially acknowledged space fucks yet, AFAIK. 
Some astronauts are suspected to have screwed around on the DL, but saying so publicly would kind of be career suicide.

(Sally "Starfucker" Ride.  :fap:)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

Quote from: Richter on February 15, 2009, 04:43:48 AM
There are no officially acknowledged space fucks yet, AFAIK. 
Some astronauts are suspected to have screwed around on the DL, but saying so publicly would kind of be career suicide.

(Sally "Starfucker" Ride.  :fap:)

Maybe Virgin would be game for a sociological experiment or two. :fap:

Richter

Agreed.  I get  the feeling that a Govt. astronaut would never do it for fear of going down in history as one of the first official space boinkers.  Would kind of eclipse any other career achievements.

(At least until the truth about Sally "Starfucker" Ride gets out... :fap:)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

I'd do it.  Hell, I'd pay to do it.

ETA: Mainly to be in Guinness.

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Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 04:04:24 AM
I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"
:spag:

Jasper

Quote from: yhnmzw on February 15, 2009, 05:02:00 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 04:04:24 AM
I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"


"Ruin everything" meaning turn the whole space travel industry into a mockery.  You may think sex in space makes NASA more worthwhile, but the people who pay them wouldn't.

Politicians pay them.  You know, FYI.

Vene

I have a hard time thinking of a more noble cause than sex in space.

Jasper

Quote from: Vene on February 15, 2009, 05:07:02 AM
I have a hard time thinking of a more noble cause than sex in space.

Sex on the moon.  Duh.

Richter

Quote from: yhnmzw on February 15, 2009, 05:02:00 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 04:04:24 AM
I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"
:spag:

Similar to pornography driving the development of personal media viewing and information distribution.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

Quote from: Richter on February 15, 2009, 05:33:06 AM
Quote from: yhnmzw on February 15, 2009, 05:02:00 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 04:04:24 AM
I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"
:spag:

Similar to pornography driving the development of personal media viewing and information distribution.

Not similar, because pornography is a business and NASA is a gov't funded program that needs to keep up appearances to it's benefactors.

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Right.  I forgot.  Space is still a Federally-owned and -maintained concept that must represent the highest ideals of our nation.

NASA itself couldn't possibly benefit from sex-in-space with anything like a presidential administration or a Congress in place

Jasper

I'm not saying it wouldn't work, I'm saying congress would never pay for it.  You forget that America is the land of irrational hang-ups.

Triple Zero

Quote from: yhnmzw on February 15, 2009, 05:23:19 PM
Right.  I forgot.  Space is still a Federally-owned and -maintained concept that must represent the highest ideals of our nation.

How about if they send bankers into space, then?

According to this highest ideals hypothesis, they'd fuck everybody over.
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