Seeex in Spaaaaaaccceee!!!

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.smartaxe.com/smartaxxxe/physical-concepts/sex-in-space-action-and-reaction

Happy Valentine's Day!

[Jasper]

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

[Richter]

There are no officially acknowledged space fucks yet, AFAIK. 
Some astronauts are suspected to have screwed around on the DL, but saying so publicly would kind of be career suicide.

(Sally "Starfucker" Ride.  )

[Jasper]

There are no officially acknowledged space fucks yet, AFAIK. 
Some astronauts are suspected to have screwed around on the DL, but saying so publicly would kind of be career suicide.

(Sally "Starfucker" Ride.  )

Maybe Virgin would be game for a sociological experiment or two.

[Richter]

Agreed.  I get  the feeling that a Govt. astronaut would never do it for fear of going down in history as one of the first official space boinkers.  Would kind of eclipse any other career achievements.

(At least until the truth about Sally "Starfucker" Ride gets out... )

[Jasper]

I'd do it.  Hell, I'd pay to do it.

ETA: Mainly to be in Guinness.

[Template]

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"

[Jasper]

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"

"Ruin everything" meaning turn the whole space travel industry into a mockery.  You may think sex in space makes NASA more worthwhile, but the people who pay them wouldn't.

Politicians pay them.  You know, FYI.

[Vene]

I have a hard time thinking of a more noble cause than sex in space.

[Jasper]

I have a hard time thinking of a more noble cause than sex in space.

Sex on the moon.  Duh.

[Richter]

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"

Similar to pornography driving the development of personal media viewing and information distribution.

[Jasper]

I think NASA is so reticent about zero-g sex because they know that it'll ruin everything if people find out how fun it is.

"Ruin everything" = "increase public interest and private investment"

Similar to pornography driving the development of personal media viewing and information distribution.

Not similar, because pornography is a business and NASA is a gov't funded program that needs to keep up appearances to it's benefactors.

[Template]

Right.  I forgot.  Space is still a Federally-owned and -maintained concept that must represent the highest ideals of our nation.

NASA itself couldn't possibly benefit from sex-in-space with anything like a presidential administration or a Congress in place

[Jasper]

I'm not saying it wouldn't work, I'm saying congress would never pay for it.  You forget that America is the land of irrational hang-ups.

[Triple Zero]

Right.  I forgot.  Space is still a Federally-owned and -maintained concept that must represent the highest ideals of our nation.

How about if they send bankers into space, then?

According to this highest ideals hypothesis, they'd fuck everybody over.