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vowing to not eat like white trash

Started by zen_magick, March 15, 2009, 07:01:41 PM

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zen_magick

After some massive internal unrest last night (caused by Tyson brand pre-cooked chicken patties).  My girlfriend and I have vowed to try to not eat like white trash again.   The hope is to avoid more of the above mentioned discomfort.

So far the list is kinda short:

No TacoBell
No Arby's
No Sirlion Steak Stack (IHOP)
No Tyson brand pre-cooked chicken thingies

Anymore suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

and Damn You 'TYSON'!!  :argh!:

z_m
Blow my Mind or Blow Me!

rong

is this a "what kind of foodstuffs do white trash eat?" thread or a "what kinds of foods are good for my digestive system?" thread?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Sir Squid Diddimus

Foods you should avoid:

any/all fast food
most t.v. dinners
anything sold on a cart unless you're walking around with it
cheese quesitos (i love those but they're fried in lard)
fried chips in bags
ingredients you can't identify
funnel cakes  :x
little debbie snacks


Things you should eat that, believe it or not, taste good:
cauliflower, raw (with or without a wee bit of ranch something)
carrots
snap peas
any fruit
cucumber w/ a little salt
a sliced tomato with salt n pepper

that crap is awesome snack food.
it has flavor and nutrition and it will satisfy that "i want something, but what" craving thing.

good lunch-time food:
slices of tomato, fresh mozzarella and a few basil leaves, drizzle a little olive oil and dash of balsamic. s&p. filling and tasty.

BADGE OF HONOR

Don't eat anything with high fructose corn syrup.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 15, 2009, 09:04:16 PM
Don't eat anything with high fructose corn syrup.

there was some researcher(or someone) who found out that 95% of our HFCS supply has been poisoned by mercury for decades now.
some bi-product of the caustic soda they use to clean their machinery has been leeching it into the product.

and they were worried about the fish all this time.

BADGE OF HONOR

As far as I can remember, it's a teeny tiny amount and fish will still deliver a higher dose per weight, but I guess it's a good scare tactic.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Urraco

Quote from: Squid on March 15, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
Things you should eat that, believe it or not, taste good:
cauliflower, raw (with or without a wee bit of ranch something)
carrots
snap peas
any fruit
cucumber w/ a little salt
a sliced tomato with salt n pepper

that crap is awesome snack food.
it has flavor and nutrition and it will satisfy that "i want something, but what" craving thing.

good lunch-time food:
slices of tomato, fresh mozzarella and a few basil leaves, drizzle a little olive oil and dash of balsamic. s&p. filling and tasty.

Hell yes.
Spørk, børk? Pørk!

Richter

Anything involving both frying and cheese.  I love it, but the stuff is TERRIBLE for you.

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on March 15, 2009, 09:04:16 PM
Don't eat anything with high fructose corn syrup.

TITCM. 
It helps overall health, removing that stuff. 
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: rong on March 15, 2009, 07:29:18 PM
is this a "what kind of foodstuffs do white trash eat?" thread or a "what kinds of foods are good for my digestive system?" thread?

?????

I really hope it's about healthier eating because I'm not real thrilled with the whole "eating like white trash" thing.  Maybe more along the lines of eating like one is 12. 

zen_magick

Quote from: K-Bitch on March 16, 2009, 02:31:45 PM
Quote from: rong on March 15, 2009, 07:29:18 PM
is this a "what kind of foodstuffs do white trash eat?" thread or a "what kinds of foods are good for my digestive system?" thread?

?????

I really hope it's about healthier eating because I'm not real thrilled with the whole "eating like white trash" thing.  Maybe more along the lines of eating like one is 12. 

Overall, it's about health.  However, I realize you can take the boy out of the trailer park but the eating habits remain the same.  Thanks for the suggestions so far,  :)
                                                                                      z_m

Blow my Mind or Blow Me!

LMNO

IN GENERAL:

(please note the phrase "in general", as there are various exceptions that exist)

If it's wrapped in plastic
If it's supposed to spoil, but it doesn't
If it's from a can (except beans, etc)
If it's pre-cooked

Try to avoid.


Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: LMNO wants to smother smokngoat with a pillow. on March 16, 2009, 03:08:18 PM
IN GENERAL:

(please note the phrase "in general", as there are various exceptions that exist)

If it's wrapped in plastic
If it's supposed to spoil, but it doesn't
If it's from a can (except beans, etc)
If it's pre-cooked

Try to avoid.



ehem..


Sir Squid Diddimus


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