Intermittens: Lesser Poop

[Cramulus]

So yesterday as I was getting off the train, my messenger bag full of Lesser Poop, I was stopped by a Jehova's Witness who had some literature to give me. she was in her mid 20s, large, black, shy.

I said, "Wanna trade? I'll read yours if you read mine."

She was hesitant.

I asked her what her lit was about. She said it was about helping people and how money isn't as important as people make it out to be. "A good cause!" I told her.  She said, "Whats yours about?"

"Ehhh mostly scatological humor you can read while sitting on the toilet."

she seemed hesitant, but I wouldn't take her pamphlet until she took my magazine. So she took it and we parted ways.


Ten steps later I remembered what I wrote in the Introduction, and laughed long and hard.

[hooplala]

BEAUTIFUL!


Also, my one sentence story wasn't credited as mine.  Don't change it though, just wanted to point it out.

[Cramulus]

OOOPS you're totally right! -- my bad. Was difficult to track which authors I ended up using so I suspected that list wasn't entirely accurate. Will update later.

[Iron Sulfide]

I forgot to edit properly:

Twice in Jinn Gin, the drink is called a whiskey sour. Should be Tom Collins. That's my bad, though, and if it's too late to fix, it's poop anyway, right?