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April 10, 2009, 05:40:59 PM Last Edit: April 26, 2009, 05:43:20 PM by Cramulus
PRESENTING....


INTERMITTENS ISSUE 6: LESSER POOP



see here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/14660538/Intermittens-6-Lesser-Poop



[Original Post]



Lesser Poop is a "Bathroom Reader" edition of Intermittens. It focuses on short submissions which you can enjoy during a brief shitting sitting. It's the perfect issue to leave in the bathrooms of coffee houses, bars, doctor's offices, etc.

Especially crude, stupid, or idiotic submissions are preferred. I am aiming for about 20-25 pages of low brow content. I may do some interviews, but I probably won't be running longer, more serious pieces. Think about stuff which would be fun to read while you're on the can.

In case you missed it, the title is a reference to this page of the PD: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/6.php


Calling Dibbs on these threads:
Very Short Stories
Awful Jokes Thread
Exercises to Mindfuck Yourself



Try out intermitten.org's brand new super powers by submitting stuff here. (you'll need a login)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
April 10, 2009, 08:07:25 PM
I submitted something, and then noticed a typo in it. There are two "the" in a row. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
April 10, 2009, 08:13:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2009, 08:07:25 PM
I submitted something, and then noticed a typo in it. There are two "the" in a row. :(

That's why we have editors ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

#3
April 10, 2009, 08:16:54 PM
 :lulz: that's awesome, Nigel!


NSFW: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2882365241_386bd5ee4a_m.jpg  <---- Kerry Thornley had a huge dick!  :eek:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
April 10, 2009, 08:23:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 10, 2009, 08:16:54 PM
:lulz: that's awesome, Nigel!


NSFW: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2882365241_386bd5ee4a_m.jpg  <---- Kerry Thornley had a huge dick!  :eek:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Holy shit, if that guy wasn't reality trolling with that, I don't know...

And yeah, who would have thought? Goddamn.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#5
April 10, 2009, 08:26:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 10, 2009, 08:23:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 10, 2009, 08:16:54 PM
:lulz: that's awesome, Nigel!


NSFW: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2882365241_386bd5ee4a_m.jpg  <---- Kerry Thornley had a huge dick!  :eek:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Holy shit, if that guy wasn't reality trolling with that, I don't know...

And yeah, who would have thought? Goddamn.

Well, that explains why he had pretty young girls lined up even in the early 90's... "Thornleyettes" they were apparently called.

EWWWWWW
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

P3nT4gR4m

#6
April 11, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
I'm wondering if it's actually a normal sized weenor but the dude is just so damn skinny it dwarfs him

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Aufenthatt

#7
April 11, 2009, 09:35:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on April 11, 2009, 08:33:45 AM
I'm wondering if it's actually a normal sized weenor but the dude is just so damn skinny it dwarfs him

:lulz:

AFK

#8
April 15, 2009, 01:43:32 PM
What's the deadline on this puppy?  After Sunday my work schedule will relent (I think) and I'd like to throw in a couple of things. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#10
April 15, 2009, 03:03:38 PM
Tried to submit some sensory tricks, but they're not showing up  :argh!:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cainad (dec.)

#11
April 15, 2009, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2009, 03:03:38 PM
Tried to submit some sensory tricks, but they're not showing up  :argh!:

Weird, yo. I see the article, but it doesn't show any content in it. WTF?

Richter

#12
April 15, 2009, 03:14:23 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 15, 2009, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 15, 2009, 03:03:38 PM
Tried to submit some sensory tricks, but they're not showing up  :argh!:

Weird, yo. I see the article, but it doesn't show any content in it. WTF?

Yes...that.

Article was what I tried to submit.  Not jsut the tricks.

They may be gone forever.  I'm nowhere NEAR coherent today. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

#13
April 15, 2009, 03:26:34 PM



you can only see submitted articles if you have an author login - so if you're not registered on the site, your submissions will be invisible to you after you submit them.

But how odd!! I see "Who Killed the Lulz II", and the other 4 articles that were there are now gone...

Ratatosk, do you know what's up?




as for deadline - I'm basically going to release this as soon as I'm done laying out the material I have. But fear not, that's taking FOREVER. If you submit stuff within the next week, it should be good.

Can I also say - this issue is coming out awesome. My first issue, I tried to rush through it and get it out ASAP to prove that anyone can do this with little effort. On this one, I'm seeing what it's like to actually spend time trying to make it look good. And it's hard! But also really exciting. I've never played with magazine layout, so everything I do is new and fresh to me.


QuoteThey may be gone forever.

:x

Quoteforever.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#14
April 15, 2009, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: InCrandible! on April 15, 2009, 03:26:34 PM



you can only see submitted articles if you have an author login - so if you're not registered on the site, your submissions will be invisible to you after you submit them.

But how odd!! I see "Who Killed the Lulz II", and the other 4 articles that were there are now gone...

Ratatosk, do you know what's up?


They seem to me there from my view...

    *    Discordia in Theory and Practice -- with P3nt4gr4m     ( 3 Articles )
    * Operation Mindfuck - with Sheered Volva   ( 0 Articles )
    * Citation Needed -- with LMNO   ( 6 Articles )
    * Lesser Poop - with Cramulus   ( 7 Articles )
    * Uncategorized   ( 2 Articles )

And Cram's right, when you submit an article, it goes into the editor's queue. They can then select what goes into their Intermittens issue and then publish the articles selected. If an article is not selected for a specific issue, it gets  moved to a Uncategorized section where future editors can pull from....



as for deadline - I'm basically going to release this as soon as I'm done laying out the material I have. But fear not, that's taking FOREVER. If you submit stuff within the next week, it should be good.

Can I also say - this issue is coming out awesome. My first issue, I tried to rush through it and get it out ASAP to prove that anyone can do this with little effort. On this one, I'm seeing what it's like to actually spend time trying to make it look good. And it's hard! But also really exciting. I've never played with magazine layout, so everything I do is new and fresh to me.


QuoteThey may be gone forever.

:x

Quoteforever.


- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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