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Started by Cramulus, April 10, 2009, 05:40:59 PM

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Cramulus

So yesterday as I was getting off the train, my messenger bag full of Lesser Poop, I was stopped by a Jehova's Witness who had some literature to give me. she was in her mid 20s, large, black, shy.

I said, "Wanna trade? I'll read yours if you read mine."

She was hesitant.

I asked her what her lit was about. She said it was about helping people and how money isn't as important as people make it out to be. "A good cause!" I told her.  She said, "Whats yours about?"

"Ehhh mostly scatological humor you can read while sitting on the toilet."

she seemed hesitant, but I wouldn't take her pamphlet until she took my magazine. So she took it and we parted ways.


Ten steps later I remembered what I wrote in the Introduction, and laughed long and hard.

hooplala

BEAUTIFUL!


Also, my one sentence story wasn't credited as mine.  Don't change it though, just wanted to point it out.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cramulus

OOOPS you're totally right! -- my bad. Was difficult to track which authors I ended up using so I suspected that list wasn't entirely accurate. Will update later.

Iron Sulfide

I forgot to edit properly:

Twice in Jinn Gin, the drink is called a whiskey sour. Should be Tom Collins. That's my bad, though, and if it's too late to fix, it's poop anyway, right?
Ya' stupid Yank.