Intermittens: Lesser Poop

[Cramulus]

oh wait, I see it now

I wasn't logged in


Richter, I've got your submissions! 


so far I've gotten submissions from

Enki
Nigel
Richter
& Cainad

thanks guys!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

oh wait, I see it now

I wasn't logged in


Richter, I've got your submissions! 


so far I've gotten submissions from

Enki
Nigel
Richter
& Cainad

thanks guys!

You weren't loggedn in?

Spag...

[Richter]

    :Whew: !  I'm glad it went through!

  I just finished re - writing / editing my piece on sensory tricks.

[Iron Sulfide]

I would like to submit ads. i has account now, but what format would they work best in? (at pesent, they are in screenplay format- a space consuming format. does it matter, anyway?)

The products i have ads for are Space Dockers Slacks™, Jinn Gin™, Mason-Dixon Cider™, and the Tampoon™.

What works best for you?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Be aware that the site is currently down due to my VPS being hosed. Hosed meaning that I switched from lighthttpd to apache and apache apparently ate all the memory. I can't currently log in to reboot it or anything, so we're waiting on their tech people to bomb it from orbit.

EDIT:
Bombed and fixt!!

[AFK]

Some excerpts from my Sit-Down Comedy thread:

So, yesterday was a pretty rough day.
I went to the hair salon to get a trim.
The lady who was cutting my hair seemed to have some personal issues.
At one point she yelled out, "I hate myself and I want to dye."
It was a pretty hairy situation.

After I left there I went to get some coffee.
I was about to go in when this bum named Joe stopped me.
He asked me for some change so I gave him a buck.
He in turn handed me a cup of urine. 
I suppose the bright side is that's the cheapest Cup of Joe you can get. 

Tomato, Tomato.
Let's call the whole thing off.
Or at least put it on hold.
We can ketchup later. 

So, I was feeling a little hoarse.
I figured it was about time for a drink.
I walked into the bar.
I asked for a drink.
The bartender asked why the long face.
I told him about my earlier escapades at the hair salon and the coffee shop.
I asked for a shot of whiskey.
He said they were out.
This made me rather mad.
At that point I started yelling at the bartender.
I called him some rather unsavory names.
He told me to leave.
I didn't, I started throwing shit around.
He called the police who promptly arrived.
So there I was, wild, hoarse, and they dragged me away. 

Did you hear the one about the deaf Discordian?
Whut?

I walked into the bar last night.
Boy, did that smart!
Anyhow, I yelled out "Gin!"
Someone replied, "No dumbass, we're playing Black Jack!"

Pessimistic German:  A Stitch in Time Saves Nein!

So, I was watching the History channel the other day.
They had a fascinating program on King Arthur and his Round Table crew.
Apparently, there is a legend that Sir Lancelot was running an underground Moonshine operation.
The story goes that King Arthur caught wind of it and had his men destroy the equipment.
Yes, that's right, they broke the Still of the Knight. 

An Etch-A-Sketch was hanging out in a club.
A Lite-Brite and an Easy Bake oven come and sit next to him.
They lay out a few hits of Cocaine on the table.
The Etch-A-Sketch becomes visibly disturbed.
"What the hell guys!  You know I can only do one continuous line!"

The sheep approached the Farmer with Shear Terror.

[Cramulus]

 

nice... this thing is getting longer than I expected. I wanted a nice short 20 pager, but it's looking more like 28 or 30.  That's A-OK!

thanks for those submissions.


What I need now is more Art. preferably images that are funny or weird, and are in the public domain. Hard to tell what's Public though...

[AFK]

Is your face public domain?

Heh heh, just kidding. 

[Cramulus]

my face is creative commons. You can remix it (non commercially), but must attribute me as the source. Any faces which utilize elements of my face must carry the same license.

[Iron Sulfide]

Ads for my Fake Products. Hope some are useful/weird enough.

I dunno when i can have my Tampoon™ ad ready by. If someone else wants to take a stab at the Tampoon™, it exactly what it sounds like: a tampon that doubles as an abortion.

Pics:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

nice... this thing is getting longer than I expected. I wanted a nice short 20 pager, but it's looking more like 28 or 30.  That's A-OK!

thanks for those submissions.


What I need now is more Art. preferably images that are funny or weird, and are in the public domain. Hard to tell what's Public though...

I bet Katherine wouldn't mind you using the Cramicorn-with-sea-maggots shoop she did, or the Uniporny.

[Cramulus]

PRESENTING....





this shit is finally done:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/14660538/Intermittens-6-Lesser-Poop

well, almost done. I'm going to put an OFFICIAL stamp on this PDF sometime late on Monday. But I wanted to release it here first because I will inevitably see 100 typos as soon as I upload it.

If you've got writing in this Issue which you'd like pulled out, please contact me.
After the issue is finalized (in a little over 24 hours), no further edits will be made.

[chaoflux]

making zines using the rhythm method?

we need to teach you about safe text.

(hrhrhrrhrrhhrrhrrrrr)

[Telarus]

Spread 14-15 needs the background image screened (lay over an 80-95% transparent white layer, then merge layers) or a similar technique.

Bravo!

[Cramulus]

oddly enough, that spread is fine on my computer (the background image is supposed to be like 70% transparent). Scribd's processing seems to bork it up and remove transparency. The copy I eventually toss on intermittens.org will be rendered properly.