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THE INEVITABLE SWINE FLU THREAD: How bad is it where YOU are?

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, April 27, 2009, 03:38:04 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#135
April 30, 2009, 04:00:08 PM
Pfffffffff yeah dude.

How can you not take a shot at Florida.

Pariah

#136
April 30, 2009, 04:00:25 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 30, 2009, 03:55:47 PM
I laugh my ass off when I see people wearing the face masks. 

I plan to one up them and go full hazmat


Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

LMNO

#137
April 30, 2009, 04:05:29 PM
We need to start doing that.

AFK

#138
April 30, 2009, 04:09:05 PM
Woohoo!  We have 3 cases in Maine now.  They're shutting down an elementary school and a daycare center for 7 calendar days.  Gov. Smeagol, I mean, Baldacci has declared a Civil Emergency, whatever the fuck that means.

I know that it is just a crazy coincidence, but 2 of the 3 cases did originate in the same town that contains the Bushes' getaway camp. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#139
April 30, 2009, 04:10:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2009, 04:05:29 PM
We need to start doing that.

We need PD branded and issued hazmat suits.

With scythes duct taped to the knees, elbows, wrists, ankles and anywhere else the duct tape won't restrict movement too much.

LMNO

#140
April 30, 2009, 04:20:34 PM
I still want to dress like a plague doctor, though.  They're fucking creepy.

Pariah

#141
April 30, 2009, 04:24:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2009, 04:20:34 PM
I still want to dress like a plague doctor, though.  They're fucking creepy.



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Only a few people would get it to
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

AFK

#142
April 30, 2009, 04:29:21 PM
Kind of looks like the get-ups that cult wore in "Eyes Wide Shut". 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#143
April 30, 2009, 04:29:54 PM
SEXY PLAGUE ORGY.

Pariah

#144
April 30, 2009, 04:31:51 PM
That would be a great postergasm.
SINCE THE WORLD IS ENDING ANYWAYS
HAVE AS MUCH SEX AS POSSIBLE
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Pariah

#145
April 30, 2009, 04:32:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 30, 2009, 04:29:21 PM
Kind of looks like the get-ups that cult wore in "Eyes Wide Shut". 



A little more gold though
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

fomenter

#146
April 30, 2009, 04:33:23 PM
a hand cart and  yell "bring out your dead, bring out your dead"
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

AFK

#147
April 30, 2009, 04:37:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 30, 2009, 04:29:54 PM
SEXY PLAGUE ORGY.

Sounds like a good name for a goth rock band. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#148
April 30, 2009, 05:23:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 30, 2009, 03:55:47 PM
I laugh my ass off when I see people wearing the face masks.  Yeah, that's going to keep out a virus, sure, also I own a big bridge in New York City... wanna buy it?  Cheap?

We had a product meeting this morning on proper masks.  They have to have an N95 filter or some such to be approved by WHO and the CDC.  We're shipping them out all over the place.

We won't even get into what they (WHO and CDC) require to "kill" the virus as far as sanitizers and such go....

Mangrove

#149
April 30, 2009, 06:06:16 PM
I'm not aware of any actual, confirmed cases in CT.

Stupid local news keeps talking about 'suspected' and 'possible'.

My feeling is that they should not report unless it is confirmed and, even though, how much coverage do we actually need?

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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