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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2009, 07:38:50 pm »
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #91 on: May 01, 2009, 03:46:37 am »
I don't know why the fuck I bother.

I really don't.  I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".

Fuck this.  Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".

Fuck you both.  Fuck you in the ear.  Get cancer and die.



I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.

Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!

Then get out of the fucking house.  If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.

Pick me the fuck up Thursday, and I will get to the goddamn fucking gamestore.

Dirty stinkpig!!!

Fuck you.  Gym on Thursday.  I'll get you on Friday.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2009, 03:48:36 am »

:mittens:

thanks for that rog, that does make me feel the fire under my ass to DO SHIT NOW

and I'm really glad you're feeling better. I knew that one day your little heart would finally burst like a beehive cracked with a stick. And you survived! and lo, the peasants rejoiced, or were vexed, as was their custom.

It's like I have little traitors running around in my guts.   :argh!:
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2009, 06:23:26 am »
I don't know why the fuck I bother.

I really don't.  I rant to get an idea across, or a concept, and the thread turns into "I GET LAIDED WITH BARELY LEGAL HOS" and "I POSTED BLACKFACE".

Fuck this.  Instead of trying to write a rant, I'm just going to open threads that say "COME SHIT IN HERE".

Fuck you both.  Fuck you in the ear.  Get cancer and die.



I need to hang out with you again Rog. I'm losing my hate.

Need.....to.....refill..........loathing!

Then get out of the fucking house.  If I can drag my fucked up, traitorous body out to the damn gamestore, so can you.

Pick me the fuck up Thursday, and I will get to the goddamn fucking gamestore.

Dirty stinkpig!!!

Fuck you.  Gym on Thursday.  I'll get you on Friday.

I'll be there on Friday! Fuck YOU! Damn fucking fuck assjack!
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2009, 11:24:47 pm »
FUCKING BUMP.   :argh!:
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2009, 03:19:58 am »
FUCKING BUMP.   :argh!:

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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #96 on: September 14, 2009, 05:27:17 pm »

thanks for that rog, that does make me feel the fire under my ass to DO SHIT NOW

So DID you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2014, 12:52:39 am »
You know, the cruelest joke that God ever played on some unsuspecting primates is that, by the time you have shit figured out, it's too late.  You're falling apart at the fucking seams, and all you can do is watch clueless younger people fuck things up the same way you did.  Youth is wasted on the young.  If you bastards knew what I know, if you had an inkling of how truly fucked up you CAN be, you'd be too BUSY to be upset about ANYTHING. 

But isn't that the other half of the joke?  When you're young enough to ENJOY shit, you can't AFFORD it...and then when you finally have MONEY, it's too fucking late.  You are no longer pretty.  Bits that should be stationary move around when they shouldn't.  Gravity has it's way with you, like the cheap fucking whore you turned out to be.

It's a bitch.  You're too fucking old to rock n roll, and too goddamn young to die.  God has given you just enough time to decide what you like, you know, you figure out you like cheap cigars and certain types of food, and then BAM!  You get told that if you HAVE these few things you like, you'll fucking DIE.  How's that for a punchline, right?  Fuckers...if I was convinced I WOULD die, I'd keep doing what I like, and FUCK THEM ALL.  But that's not what would happen, is it?  No, I'd just wind up not getting air for 5 minutes or so, and turn into a sausage creature...a lump of meat that sits there, bloated, for years on the shelf before finally dying like a decent person ought to do.

I AM NOT FUCKING HAVING THIS!  This is BULLSHIT!  Who the FUCK has a Goddamned HEART ATTACK at 40?  Fucking PISSES ME OFF until I get those little sparklies in my eyes, you know the ones. 

But no, I suppose I ought to fucking calm down and obey their diets, and accept that I will never, ever again get to enjoy a cheap cigar.  I suppose I ought to be GRATEFUL that all I got was a warning shot from a God who did everything fucking BACKWARDS, and the only thing I have left to look forward to is being a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS when I get old.  And I will.  Oh, yes.

Because if my calculations are right, and the doctors know their shit, I should last 50 more years.  That's 50 years to store up BILE AND HATE and take it out on anyone unfortunate enough to come within the arc of my reach.  Especially those less than half my age.  Bastards.  All bastards!  You fuckers have bodies like RUBBER BANDS, and what the FUCK are you doing with them?  Why the FUCK aren't you out having weird sex with perverts?  I would, if they'd fucking let me, and if I wasn't a 40 year old fucking train wreck.

Goddammit.

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46 is worse than 40.  That is all.  You may now return to your regularly-scheduled fucking everything up.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #98 on: November 10, 2014, 02:02:55 am »
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You just keep on getting older, because if you don't you're dead.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #99 on: November 10, 2014, 06:35:01 pm »
One of these days we as a species should really figure out why we can't take care of ourselves.
I don't mean preserve, I mean maximize our activity and happiness.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #100 on: March 31, 2016, 08:49:56 pm »
Anyway, yes this was an outstanding rant TGRR, and though I'm not quite to the 40 mark yet, I'm close enough.  I'm noticing I'm not the 23 year old anymore.  I can feel that my brain isn't quite as quick as it once was.  I'm also a person who is somewhat vain about his hair, and I can see that it is starting to thin and recede a bit.  However, I think I've got to the part where I embrace the fact that I'm not a kid anymore and I've got this stuff I have to do as an adult.  I've gotta make sure this kid makes it to 18 alive and in one piece.  I gotta see if I can maybe help improve the chances of some of the other kids in Maine, even if just a smidge, but in the meantime, like Richter said, I'm still trying to find new things I can do.  Again, great thought-provoking rant. 
I'm 23. In the last year my hair has thinned and loads has gone white.
I'll be an egg head by the time I am 30 :(

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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #101 on: March 31, 2016, 09:05:14 pm »
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #102 on: March 31, 2016, 09:16:58 pm »
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.

I assume you taunt him mercilessly?
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #103 on: March 31, 2016, 09:35:30 pm »
That would be tempting fate. I do that and I'd wake up with a Tonsure.
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Re: Rev Roger, Sermon #63: Too Old to Rock N Roll
« Reply #104 on: April 07, 2016, 01:48:23 pm »
Glad I was wrong about this, I got lucky It rolled back to here and stopped. The brother is entirely bald and he's a lot younger then me.

I assume you taunt him mercilessly?

The standard UK response to to slap them around the head whenever they're slightly distracted.

Depending on how vicious the crowd you are dealing with is, Ronsealing isn't unheard of. I promise, it really does do EXACTLY what it says on the fucking tin. 

 
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