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Started by Lies, May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM

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Lies

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2009, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?

nah, I like you just as much as I like Lys. But ITT, he's definitely more amusing.

You really think hot topic slogans are more amusing?  I thought you were smarter than that.

:lulz:


- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

Lys, that was twisted, even for you.....

:lulz:

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 06:05:42 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2009, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?

nah, I like you just as much as I like Lys. But ITT, he's definitely more amusing.

You really think hot topic slogans are more amusing?  I thought you were smarter than that.

clever, appealing to my ego via my intellect.

not gonna work, but clever nontheless.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

How about if I complemented you on the size of your testicles?

East Coast Hustle

my testicles are actually abnormally large.

like, "circus" large.

so while compliments are appreciated, I don't think they carry as much weight as they would with someone who had small-to-average sized testicles and wanted to think they were larger (in a relative sense) than they actually are.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lyris_Nymphetamine

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2009, 09:05:05 PM
my testicles are actually abnormally large.

like, "circus" large.

so while compliments are appreciated, I don't think they carry as much weight as they would with someone who had small-to-average sized testicles and wanted to think they were larger (in a relative sense) than they actually are.
carry as much weight? large balls? you can see where my mind went.

LMNO

This went from Mildly Amusing to Uncomfortably Strange pretty quickly.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
This went from Mildly Amusing to Uncomfortably Strange pretty quickly.

That was a very PC way of putting it.....


LMNO

Sometimes I employ tact, just to keep everyone on their toes.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2009, 04:08:11 PM
Sometimes I employ tact, just to keep everyone on their toes.

Lull them into your web before you strike?   :lulz:

LMNO

Yes.  WITH MY COCK.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2009, 12:55:05 PM
This went from Mildly Amusing to Uncomfortably Strange pretty quickly.

my job here is done.

:ECH:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: LMNO on May 06, 2009, 04:16:43 PM
Yes.  WITH MY COCK.

SIGH....

It was a good run.  Maybe go for 3 consecutive posts next time.....  :lulz:


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."