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Started by Lies, May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 04, 2009, 02:49:17 PM
who actually likes orgies?

I've yet to see one that contained a majority of attractive people, sort of like these PD dogpiles.

For the most part, orgies = gross.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 01, 2009, 07:44:44 PM
Do you know what your little scheme means?  It means you will never really contribute anything, not that you did anyway, but for chrissake you can't post a rant in emoticons unless you want to give us all Eldora flashbacks.  Instead of just learning not to be a jackass all you're doing is jumping up and down screaming "HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LOOK AT ME SOME MORE!"


:mrgreen:

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BADGE OF HONOR

The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

East Coast Hustle

:lulz:

you'll hate to hear this, badge, but I score this thread:

Lys 2
Badge 0
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BADGE OF HONOR

I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Messier Undertree

Lys, this is retarded. Why don't you just stop posting for a year instead? I'd rather you don't post at all if you're not actually going to say anything.

You can go post your hilarious image replies on /b/ if you really must.

Lyris_Nymphetamine

but /b/ is only for amateur amputee porn

Lies

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?



- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

Quote from: Malachite on May 05, 2009, 02:46:21 PM
Lys, this is retarded. Why don't you just stop posting for a year instead? I'd rather you don't post at all if you're not actually going to say anything.

You can go post your hilarious image replies on /b/ if you really must.


- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?

nah, I like you just as much as I like Lys. But ITT, he's definitely more amusing.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Triple Zero

QuoteSo instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So, I guess you haven't been getting laid much recently, then?

Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 04:01:48 PM
:fap:

Ah, thought so.



j/k, but seriously,
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.

A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR ARE YOU INSANE OR SOMETHING

no really, like some others say, you do contribute useful stuff. And this emoticon-shtick is simply upping your noise-to-signal ratio to 100%. Which, I think, is pretty much the opposite as what you're trying to accomplish.

So, if you need a break, take a break, stop posting for a while (BUT NOT A WHOLE YEAR OKAY) and lurk instead. Or limit yourself to a maximum of five posts a day, which you write down in notepad, and only post if you still deem them worthy a day later (Anything that is important enough to be said on this forum, is important enough to be able to wait a day).

Posting just emoticons for a whole year, however, ... I dunno, it might work against you.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 05, 2009, 04:34:57 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 05, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
I'm not sure why, Lys is just being himself over and over again.  Maybe some of your own personal biases creeping in, hmm?

nah, I like you just as much as I like Lys. But ITT, he's definitely more amusing.

You really think hot topic slogans are more amusing?  I thought you were smarter than that.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Lies

Quote from: Triple Zero on May 05, 2009, 05:41:02 PM
QuoteSo instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So, I guess you haven't been getting laid much recently, then?

Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 04:01:48 PM
:fap:

Ah, thought so.



j/k, but seriously,
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.

A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR ARE YOU INSANE OR SOMETHING

no really, like some others say, you do contribute useful stuff. And this emoticon-shtick is simply upping your noise-to-signal ratio to 100%. Which, I think, is pretty much the opposite as what you're trying to accomplish.

So, if you need a break, take a break, stop posting for a while (BUT NOT A WHOLE YEAR OKAY) and lurk instead. Or limit yourself to a maximum of five posts a day, which you write down in notepad, and only post if you still deem them worthy a day later (Anything that is important enough to be said on this forum, is important enough to be able to wait a day).

Posting just emoticons for a whole year, however, ... I dunno, it might work against you.
:lulz:



- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!