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Started by Lies, May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM

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Lies

May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.
I'll be around, but I've decided opening my emouth lately gets me into trouble, I need to stop being such an extraverted jerk here and chill the fuck out.

So instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So yeah, staaaaaaaarrting.... nao.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Reginald Ret

#1
May 01, 2009, 12:30:29 PM
This can be interesting or very annoying.

Have fun.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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LMNO

#2
May 01, 2009, 12:59:56 PM
I'm guessing the latter.

hooplala

#3
May 01, 2009, 01:19:56 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.
I'll be around, but I've decided opening my emouth lately gets me into trouble, I need to stop being such an extraverted jerk here and chill the fuck out.

So instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So yeah, staaaaaaaarrting.... nao.

Well, it worked for Cosmo Kramer... er, wait...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

#4
May 01, 2009, 01:24:27 PM
you know, I tried that schtick once a few years ago.

It actually was pretty funny, but only because I have a huge stash of funny pictures for every possible occasion. I recommend getting a similar stash, using the stock board emoticons will get old pretty quick.
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Lies

#5
May 01, 2009, 01:29:02 PM
 :)
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Not Red Ame

#6
May 01, 2009, 03:27:59 PM


LMNO

#7
May 01, 2009, 03:30:16 PM
It would be bitterly amusing if he only posted pictures of himself getting hummers from 20-year-olds...

Lies

#8
May 01, 2009, 04:01:48 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
May 01, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
You could probably actually bring your obnoxiousness level down in a much simpler way, by just not constantly referring to your sex life as a measure of success.

It's really juvenile because sex is usually not the primary focus in an adult's life, and as well as being slightly pathetic because it makes you sound like you have no other accomplishments besides being promiscuous, it's also kind of irritating.

It's probably something that impresses guys in the 18-22 range who are still navigating the whole courtship-relationship-sex process, but there aren't actually a whole lot of those guys on this board. It's sort of like getting your driver's license and then going to a truck stop to brag about it.

Maybe, if you want people to be impressed with your sex life, you should check out some boards that are mainly populated by really young boys, or maybe a shyness support group?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Lies

#10
May 01, 2009, 04:40:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 04:17:19 PM
You could probably actually bring your obnoxiousness level down in a much simpler way, by just not constantly referring to your sex life as a measure of success.

It's really juvenile because sex is usually not the primary focus in an adult's life, and as well as being slightly pathetic because it makes you sound like you have no other accomplishments besides being promiscuous, it's also kind of irritating.

It's probably something that impresses guys in the 18-22 range who are still navigating the whole courtship-relationship-sex process, but there aren't actually a whole lot of those guys on this board. It's sort of like getting your driver's license and then going to a truck stop to brag about it.

Maybe, if you want people to be impressed with your sex life, you should check out some boards that are mainly populated by really young boys, or maybe a shyness support group?

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#11
May 01, 2009, 05:05:22 PM
That's neither a smilie nor an emoticon. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#12
May 01, 2009, 05:37:23 PM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

hooplala

#13
May 01, 2009, 05:39:40 PM
No.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cetaphobia

#14
May 01, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
You really need to search around for better images.
We looked for scapegoats to blame.
Many people tried to blame it all on a vast free-Mason conspiracy,
Or Benjamin Franklin and his experiments with electricity.
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