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Started by Lies, May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#30
May 01, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
Lets face it, it's still a lot less annoying than those fucking retarded english language posts he used to make :troll:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

#31
May 01, 2009, 06:51:49 PM


:clint:

:mittens:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

#32
May 01, 2009, 06:53:39 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2009, 06:51:43 PM
Lets face it, it's still a lot less annoying than those fucking retarded english language posts he used to make :troll:


- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#33
May 01, 2009, 06:54:54 PM
Okay maybe not - I'm thinking it's about 50-50

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
May 01, 2009, 06:56:19 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 01, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about that thing you did.  Sorry if I triggered any flashbacks. 

I'm still waiting for more poems.

Except that since he was lying about them, I'm pretty sure none are forthcoming.

Oh, and he invited me to post some of mine on his new board.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#35
May 01, 2009, 06:58:48 PM
I'm really surprised by that.  He seems like the kind of guy who would have notebooks and notebooks of bad poems. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#36
May 01, 2009, 07:01:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 01, 2009, 03:30:16 PM
It would be bitterly amusing if he only posted pictures of himself getting hummers from 20-year-olds...

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
May 01, 2009, 07:09:54 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 01, 2009, 06:58:48 PM
I'm really surprised by that.  He seems like the kind of guy who would have notebooks and notebooks of bad poems. 

Yeah, you're right... he does seem like that. I wonder if he's afraid I'll call him on them being shitty? Except I don't think he is self-aware enough to recognize that.

I will keep pestering him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#38
May 01, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.
I'll be around, but I've decided opening my emouth lately gets me into trouble, I need to stop being such an extraverted jerk here and chill the fuck out.

So instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So yeah, staaaaaaaarrting.... nao.

So people weren't paying enough attention to you already?  If you can't actually shut the fuck up and not say anything, then go away.  I don't expect this to last very long since you never keep your word, but christ.  This is stupid.  You are stupid.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Lies

#39
May 01, 2009, 07:29:22 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 01, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.
I'll be around, but I've decided opening my emouth lately gets me into trouble, I need to stop being such an extraverted jerk here and chill the fuck out.

So instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So yeah, staaaaaaaarrting.... nao.

So people weren't paying enough attention to you already?  If you can't actually shut the fuck up and not say anything, then go away.  I don't expect this to last very long since you never keep your word, but christ.  This is stupid.  You are stupid.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

BADGE OF HONOR

#40
May 01, 2009, 07:38:42 PM
Also I get laid a lot, probably more than you do, and I don't run around with the assumption that it makes me smarter or more knowledgeable or more capable of giving advice.  Also also, I never liked you but this is putting me over the edge of active dislike.  I hate gimmicks.  This is stupid.  You are stupid.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

hooplala

#41
May 01, 2009, 07:39:32 PM
Don't hold back, Badge.   :lol:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

BADGE OF HONOR

#42
May 01, 2009, 07:44:44 PM
Do you know what your little scheme means?  It means you will never really contribute anything, not that you did anyway, but for chrissake you can't post a rant in emoticons unless you want to give us all Eldora flashbacks.  Instead of just learning not to be a jackass all you're doing is jumping up and down screaming "HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LOOK AT ME SOME MORE!"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Iason Ouabache

#43
May 01, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Now taking a vow of silence for a year.
I'll be around, but I've decided opening my emouth lately gets me into trouble, I need to stop being such an extraverted jerk here and chill the fuck out.

So instead I'll be using smilieys and emoticons exclusively in reply to everything I want to reply to.
I think this is a sensible thing to do.

So yeah, staaaaaaaarrting.... nao.
:boring:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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P3nT4gR4m

#44
May 01, 2009, 07:48:26 PM
Dam, Badge, you are wicked sick at flaming  

I am in AWE :aww:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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