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I smoked a joint and I don't feel too good, I think I'm dying

Started by AsylumSeaker, May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM

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#15
May 04, 2009, 09:36:17 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
great, no one took him seriously


    and now he's dead


I hope everybody's learned something today




     something about death
     and the internet
     and marijuana

Yeah, well, I just learned today that as a prevention practitioner who works for an agency that receives state and federal funds I am covered by CFR 42.  So there.   :p

Acutally I knew that anyway, but the chicken was scrumptious. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AsylumSeaker

#16
May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine

bds

#17
May 05, 2009, 12:20:34 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine

:lulz: No shit.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
May 05, 2009, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 04, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
great, no one took him seriously


    and now he's dead


Good.  He was a fuckwit anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
May 05, 2009, 04:16:26 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
May 05, 2009, 04:16:48 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine

:tgrr:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#21
May 05, 2009, 05:49:35 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on May 04, 2009, 09:44:51 AM
:?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU
That is exactly what I thought of when I read the OP. There is a longer version of the tape where he asks about the Redwings score.   :lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtVAMNivQMk
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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#22
May 05, 2009, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine

No it isn't, because you're posting words now instead of weird pictures.  You've definitely changed man. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#23
May 05, 2009, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 05, 2009, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 05, 2009, 12:03:47 AM
Its ok everybody I pulled through and everything is just fine

No it isn't, because you're posting words now instead of weird pictures.  You've definitely changed man. 
:lol:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

#24
May 06, 2009, 09:40:40 PM
still cant believe they got beat by the ducks
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#25
August 18, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
Relax. It's just The Fear™.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

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#26
August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#27
August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

Surely that's Rubys line?

Doktor Howl

#28
August 18, 2010, 04:33:19 PM
And then people wonder why content is down.
Molon Lube

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#29
August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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