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I smoked a joint and I don't feel too good, I think I'm dying

Started by AsylumSeaker, May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM

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Cuddlefish

#30
August 18, 2010, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Payne

#31
August 18, 2010, 04:46:23 PM


Except, instead of "Shot in Back", "Smoked Marijuana Cigarette"...

Doktor Howl

#32
August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.
Molon Lube

Placid Dingo

#33
August 19, 2010, 10:10:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

Surely that's Rubys line?

Actually, I think it's Frankie's. 

Oh man I forgot about Frankie! Where'd he go anyway?
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Payne

#34
August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

Surely that's Rubys line?

Actually, I think it's Frankie's. 

Well, yeah.

But if anyone was gonna be quoting him, I would have thought it would be Ruby.

"RELAX! DON'T DO IT!

(Think of the undertones!)"
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Doktor Howl

#36
August 19, 2010, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on August 19, 2010, 10:10:29 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

Surely that's Rubys line?

Actually, I think it's Frankie's. 

Oh man I forgot about Frankie! Where'd he go anyway?

He DIED, because YOU stopped believing in him.
Molon Lube

Payne

#37
August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit

WOAH! :fap:

That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.

Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.

Freeky

#38
August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit

WOAH! :fap:

That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.

Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.

:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.

Payne

#39
August 19, 2010, 05:34:14 PM

Payne

#41
August 19, 2010, 05:44:56 PM

Freeky

#42
August 19, 2010, 05:49:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 05:30:44 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 19, 2010, 05:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Sparkly Purple Shit

WOAH! :fap:

That is Rhydian. He was in the X-Factor or some shit.

Doubtless there are YouTube vids which I am not man enough to search for.

:eek: I NEED TO SEE THESE. NAO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC61Bp_dq8U

Hm. Amazing look, good voice, POOR CHOICE OF SONG FOR HIM.

SEQUINS!!!!1!1!

SO MANY SEQUINS! I ALMOST ASPLODED WITH DELIGHT AT THE SPARKLY VAMPIRE GAY HAWTNESS.

East Coast Hustle

#43
August 21, 2010, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MAYLASIA!!!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#44
August 22, 2010, 02:51:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 19, 2010, 10:40:50 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 18, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 18, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
Relax, don't do it. 

Surely that's Rubys line?

Actually, I think it's Frankie's. 

Well, yeah.

But if anyone was gonna be quoting him, I would have thought it would be Ruby.

"RELAX! DON'T DO IT!

(Think of the undertones!)"
              \


EDWARD?   :fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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