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« Reply #210 on: July 15, 2004, 03:22:40 am »
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That's what too much and pie and too many lobotomies do to a man, Commander.


So what's the excuse for the rest of the male population in the world?


I, for one, just liek tha boobies.

Oink.  Oink, I say.


AIN'T NO BOOBIES IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS, SON!

SAN FRAN GOTS ALL THE MILFS.

ME =

YUO =

DO NEVER TEST!





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« Reply #211 on: July 15, 2004, 01:28:52 pm »
I nominate Chef for George W. Bushian sainthood.
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« Reply #212 on: July 15, 2004, 10:17:30 pm »
Yeah....that post was....well.....


I like MILFS!!!!!!


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« Reply #213 on: July 16, 2004, 06:25:21 am »
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Yeah....that post was....well.....


I like MILFS!!!!!!


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TOO BAD, OPIE.

CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.

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« Reply #214 on: July 16, 2004, 06:33:59 am »
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I nominate Chef for George W. Bushian sainthood.


WOOT.
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« Reply #215 on: July 16, 2004, 08:00:10 am »
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Yeah....that post was....well.....


I like MILFS!!!!!!


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TOO BAD, OPIE.

CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.

AND1!!!!

Scuse me......I think you should leave the dear old Commander alone.
Poor sweetheart has had about 5 million lobotomies and still he manages
 to come to work and sign whatever we put in front of him.
He deserves a bit of respect, dontcha think?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #216 on: July 16, 2004, 08:02:35 am »
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Yeah....that post was....well.....


I like MILFS!!!!!!


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TOO BAD, OPIE.

CHEF I TAKING CARE OF DA MILF DEPARTMENT THESE DAYS.

AND1!!!!

Scuse me......I think you should leave the dear old Commander alone.
Poor sweetheart has had about 5 million lobotomies and still he manages
 to come to work and sign whatever we put in front of him.
He deserves a bit of respect, dontcha think?


NOPE.  THAT'S WHAT OPIES DO, SWEETHEART.

NO SPECIAL ACCOMPLISHMENT THERE.

169% O WNE D!

CHEF D,
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« Reply #217 on: July 16, 2004, 08:03:17 am »
Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #218 on: July 16, 2004, 08:04:38 am »
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.


ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.

6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610

EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.

CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.  169.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

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« Reply #219 on: July 16, 2004, 08:07:46 am »
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.


ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.

6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610

EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.

CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.  169.

Not a woman.......I'm a zombie and I've met tons of Tongans..
I grew up in Hawaii where guys like you are a dime a dozen.
I kinda prefer Samoans, if the truth be told.  :twisted:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #220 on: July 16, 2004, 08:14:54 am »
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Nope, sorry.......not your sweetheart.


ONLY CAUSE YOU AIN'T MET THE CHEF IN PERSON, DOLL.

6'4"
300 LBS
MAX BENCH 610

EVERY MAN'S NIGHTMARE, EVERY WOMAN'S DREAM.

CHEF D,
OWNS THIS JOINT.  169.

Not a woman.......I'm a zombie and I've met tons of Tongans..
I grew up in Hawaii where guys like you are a dime a dozen.
I kinda prefer Samoans, if the truth be told.  :twisted:


SAMOANS ARE NANCY BOYS.

WANT A REAL MAN, TAKE DA TONGANS.

TONGANS IN HAWAII ARE THE SISSIES THAT WE THROW OUT.  THEY ARE OPIES AT HEART, AND DESERVE WHAT THEY GET.

HAWAIIANS ARE ALSO PUSSIES.  ONE JAB TO THE GUT AND THEY GO ALL TO PIECES.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

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« Reply #221 on: July 16, 2004, 08:16:27 am »
Yeah, right.....it's easy to talk big.
But okay.....I believe you.







Honesssst I do.  :wink:
just like in a dream
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« Reply #222 on: July 16, 2004, 08:18:02 am »
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Yeah, right.....it's easy to talk big.
But okay.....I believe you.







Honesssst I do.  :wink:


I'M NOT BIG.  TALUFA IS BIG.

I'M MERELY HUGE AND MUSCULAR.

ME:

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« Reply #223 on: July 16, 2004, 07:46:07 pm »
Oh, I'm just sooooo really very very  tempted to click on link...


And yet, strangely, I don't care.

*shrugs*

Other people's fragile egos are not my problem.

*stops lurking this thread*
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

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Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world wonít end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life donít matter
Youíll turn to something to help you forget
That youíre only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Donít think of us)


     -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

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« Reply #224 on: July 16, 2004, 09:39:08 pm »


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