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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1605 on: June 25, 2019, 02:05:39 am »
A superhero whose "powers" come from being the only guy in town who doesn't smoke, so compared to everyone else he has fantastic endurance
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1606 on: June 26, 2019, 06:01:17 pm »
A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1607 on: June 26, 2019, 06:03:15 pm »
A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state

"Angel Heart"

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1608 on: June 27, 2019, 02:19:36 am »
A man goes missing and a detective is brought in to find him. It turns out that the detective actually is the missing man, whi has fallen into a dissociative fugue state

"Angel Heart"

That was, IMO, the best movie of the 1980s.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1609 on: June 27, 2019, 08:47:39 am »
The world's businessmen and political leaders are all secretly undead, that's why they dress like someone who's about to be buried
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1610 on: June 28, 2019, 05:36:40 am »
A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1611 on: June 28, 2019, 04:10:52 pm »
A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
Interesting.   Why did you decide to make it a netflix orginal instead of an HBO miniseres?
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1612 on: June 28, 2019, 08:11:38 pm »
A netflix orginal where the president of us has dragons in the shite house. Let's call it the Game of Cards.
Interesting.   Why did you decide to make it a netflix orginal instead of an HBO miniseres?
They said it was an awful idea and threw me out.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1613 on: June 30, 2019, 04:10:15 am »
Okok I got another one. From this crazy idea fairy that follows me around. (She's great!)

Exactly like  F©R©I©E©N©D©S but every episode one of them is replaced with a lookalike.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1614 on: July 02, 2019, 01:49:56 am »
The alien invasion was for political reasons: in order to bolster their own claim to power, the leaders of Planet X have claimed a similarity between "human politics" and the ideology of some past foe, & attack earth in order to stop it from spreading. The war, woefully underfunded and managed from light-years away with subliminal ships h liminal comms, becomes a seige as the aliens lack the manpower to raid bunkers, the spare munitions to bust them. Eventually they leave: we have won. Earth unifies under a world government promising efficient defense against (and maybe revenge against) the invaders, who have already forgotten us. We become a spacefarinh race.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1615 on: July 02, 2019, 02:05:11 am »
An instructional video on choosing the right tornado for your home


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1616 on: July 02, 2019, 02:07:28 am »
Man-man: the only superhero whose only power is a pathological inability to acknowledge weakness or defeat. The mask of Man-man is passed from father to son, but since he usually does not survive his first outing, it often passes among men of the same generation.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1617 on: July 02, 2019, 08:37:37 am »
A remake of "Pineapple Express" where all the characters are anthropomorphic dinosaurs entitled "Cretaceous Superchron"

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another idea:

A bathroom themed faux exercise-video parodying P90X entitled "Pee Ninety Times"
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1618 on: July 02, 2019, 08:42:49 am »
An instructional video on choosing the right tornado for your home

That sounds like a great bit, I'd totally watch that
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #1619 on: July 03, 2019, 12:43:39 am »
Freddy Kreuger isn't the only one -- it turns out that any lucid dreamer responsible for the death of a child gains the power to visit and manipulate other people's dreams, and this power extends after death. A former pediatric oncologist, desperate to use this new power for good, embarks upon getting a second doctorate in psychology, while training his skills on whoever seems like they need his help. However, he must deal with unexpected problems from three directions: his overly honest nature makes it uncomfortable for him to lie about his intentions, there's a tendency for his own neuroses and traumas to slip into his patients' dreams, and his cures sometimes backfire as banishing his patients' demons have left them unable to properly identify and calculate risk in their waking lives.


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