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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #345 on: April 10, 2015, 11:56:47 am »
You know that show "Wheeler Dealers" where one loud incompetent British guy buys shitty cars and gets his goofy looking mechanic to fix them? That, but robot bodies instead of cars. And maybe not British.
What about just, like, broken and obsolete prosthetic limbs? But, like, bring one of the guys from the hot rod shows on. So, the prosthetic limbs are rebuilt and repainted with, like, flame decals and raygun-gothic-styling and built-in cigarette lighters and shit, then auctioned off for charity. "Pimp my arm"


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #346 on: April 10, 2015, 01:26:58 pm »
You know that show "Wheeler Dealers" where one loud incompetent British guy buys shitty cars and gets his goofy looking mechanic to fix them? That, but robot bodies instead of cars. And maybe not British.
What about just, like, broken and obsolete prosthetic limbs? But, like, bring one of the guys from the hot rod shows on. So, the prosthetic limbs are rebuilt and repainted with, like, flame decals and raygun-gothic-styling and built-in cigarette lighters and shit, then auctioned off for charity. "Pimp my arm"


Relevant: http://www.ted.com/talks/scott_summit_beautiful_artificial_limbs
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #347 on: April 10, 2015, 08:51:20 pm »
You know that show "Wheeler Dealers" where one loud incompetent British guy buys shitty cars and gets his goofy looking mechanic to fix them? That, but robot bodies instead of cars. And maybe not British.
What about just, like, broken and obsolete prosthetic limbs? But, like, bring one of the guys from the hot rod shows on. So, the prosthetic limbs are rebuilt and repainted with, like, flame decals and raygun-gothic-styling and built-in cigarette lighters and shit, then auctioned off for charity. "Pimp my arm"


Relevant: http://www.ted.com/talks/scott_summit_beautiful_artificial_limbs
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Prosthetics can’t replicate the look and feel of lost limbs but they can carry a lot of personality. At TEDxCambridge, Scott Summit shows 3D-printed, individually designed prosthetic legs that are unabashedly artificial and completely personal — from macho to fabulous.

EXACTLY!


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #348 on: April 14, 2015, 04:52:13 am »
An alien civilization accidentally and unknowingly invades the Earth when it's von-Neumann-machine-esque automated mining probes land on Earth and start mining it out and stripping developments of their component metals, the probes not having been programmed with the possibility of encountering an inhabited planet in mind. The aliens themselves are completely unaware of this as the mining probes are not designed to send back or record data.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #349 on: April 15, 2015, 07:43:50 am »
An alternate history in which the Axis powers won World War 2 because the Confederacy won the American Civil War and sided with the Nazis when World War 2 started
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #350 on: April 15, 2015, 09:14:57 am »
Bartholomew, struggling under the weight of his student loan and a failing job market, turns to selling burned DVDs in pubs. His infringement into their territory sees him and his band of copyright-hating brothers embroiled in a vicious turf war with the japanese Yakuza.

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #351 on: April 16, 2015, 10:24:05 pm »
Bartholomew, struggling under the weight of his student loan and a failing job market, turns to selling burned DVDs in pubs. His infringement into their territory sees him and his band of copyright-hating brothers embroiled in a vicious turf war with the japanese Yakuza.

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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #352 on: April 18, 2015, 04:01:24 pm »
In the filming of Star Wars (1977) George Lucas subconsciously alluded to a series of gruesome murders he committed during film school. In subsequent decades he vehemently disavowed the original film in favor or recuts and enhanced editions that eliminated his coded confession. Painstaking fan made recreations of the original lead to a horrifying discovery.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #353 on: April 19, 2015, 01:47:17 am »
In the filming of Star Wars (1977) George Lucas subconsciously alluded to a series of gruesome murders he committed during film school. In subsequent decades he vehemently disavowed the original film in favor or recuts and enhanced editions that eliminated his coded confession. Painstaking fan made recreations of the original lead to a horrifying discovery.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #354 on: April 21, 2015, 12:19:02 pm »
While researching the philosopher's stone in the modern day, a researcher makes the discovery that it was actually made once, and finds the creator. He discovers that possession of the philosopher's stone turns you into a vampire -- because human free will is one of the many impurities that the philosopher's stone burns away, and the 'perfected being' is unable to behave unethically because he is unable to resist natural law (and thus is subject to only animalistic urges of hunger and lust). However, being a pure material, the philosopher's stone is pretty highly reactive to certain things -- it will combust with the air if catalyzed by light (being the metal of metals, it has a strong photoelectric effect), water, or certain classes of acidic fumes (such as those produced by chopping garlic or onions).


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #355 on: April 21, 2015, 06:09:48 pm »
Corruption and shady dealings at the worlds first cyborg olympics.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #356 on: April 22, 2015, 07:51:31 am »
A "biography" of BOB Dobbs or some similar discordiosubgenius figure stylistically parodying the Christian gospels; Written in the voice and idiom of the King James Bible and containing incidents such as BOB retreating into the desert for forty days during which time he stays at various Las Vegas resorts , BOB driving off demons and reconditioning them to harass scientologists, BOB driving proslytizers out of a shopping mall, opening the eyes of the blind with medicinal marijuana, feeding a multitude of 5000 people with Dominos pizzas that miraculously arrive late are thus free, turning water into urine, wine transfusions, yelling at trees, and finally BOB being scourged and crucified at a hardcore BDSM club.


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A n incident similar to the "I bring not peace but a sword" line from Matthew 10:34 abruptly turns into a sales pitch for replica katanas
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #357 on: April 22, 2015, 10:12:58 pm »
An immortal precog accidental cult leader must struggle with knowing the fact that, no matter what he does, his cult will grow and win battles against its detractors, and despite all his attempts, he will never die.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #358 on: April 23, 2015, 02:35:18 am »
An immortal precog accidental cult leader must struggle with knowing the fact that, no matter what he does, his cult will grow and win battles against its detractors, and despite all his attempts, he will never die.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #359 on: April 23, 2015, 07:42:24 am »
While researching the philosopher's stone in the modern day, a researcher makes the discovery that it was actually made once, and finds the creator. He discovers that possession of the philosopher's stone turns you into a vampire -- because human free will is one of the many impurities that the philosopher's stone burns away, and the 'perfected being' is unable to behave unethically because he is unable to resist natural law (and thus is subject to only animalistic urges of hunger and lust). However, being a pure material, the philosopher's stone is pretty highly reactive to certain things -- it will combust with the air if catalyzed by light (being the metal of metals, it has a strong photoelectric effect), water, or certain classes of acidic fumes (such as those produced by chopping garlic or onions).
Okay, wait, how is the traditional behavior of Vampires coherent with the human understanding of Natural Law, if only that it presupposes providing for, instead of negating, free will?
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