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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #600 on: October 23, 2015, 07:19:16 am »
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #601 on: October 23, 2015, 08:16:37 am »
A PUA group takes up the offer to rent a 'creepy remote cabin' from a poster on one of their messageboards; the poster claims that he will 'scare the pants off the chicks' by 'staging a demonic summoning'. These PUAs manage to net three sisters visiting nearby on spring break, and later on, discover they are underaged. The owner of the cabin actually summons a demon, and the demon kills all of the PUAs but leaves the girls untouched; it turns out that the girls were, in fact, the owners: the posting was a honey-trap and a means of finding people to sacrifice to Satan who the world could do without, in order to lift a curse on their family that for the past six hundred years has rendered them incapable of maturing past the physical age of sixteen.



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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #602 on: October 25, 2015, 12:55:48 am »
aA dark reimagining of Peter Pan where The reason why peter pan stays youthful forever is because he's a vampire.

(This one was actually stolen from a relative who suggested that Peter Pan was actually dead. Thoi=ugh I think their intent was more of a ghost type thing)
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #603 on: October 25, 2015, 02:01:19 am »
A re-telling of the arthurian mythos from the perspective of Merlin's mother, and what *she* thought of all that -- keeping in mind that Merlin served both Arthur and Uther for their entire adult lives, and thus we basically get very little of Merlin's backstory in standard Arthurian tales. (This differs from the TV show called Merlin, because fuck that show and fuck aging down Morgan La Fey by like three hundred years and fuck all of that with a big old stick. I want to know exactly how annoying it is to raise a kid who's practically immortal but can only remember things that haven't happened yet. I want to know if being a single virgin mother is an issue when the father is a succubus in a britain that is just coming off roman christian domination.)


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #604 on: October 25, 2015, 06:11:43 am »
A multi-franchise crossover in which Thing from The Addams Family has to save the world from the evil severed hands from The Crawling Hand and Evil Dead 2

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Perhaps the conflict in the above suggestion is eventually settled in a high stakes rock-paper-scissors competition.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #605 on: October 25, 2015, 12:53:41 pm »
A western anthology movie. The frame story is that a group of five strangers all take shelter from a dust storm in the same abandoned shack during a period when tensions were high between the united states, the republic of texas, and mexico. All of them are somewhat suspicious of the others -- either of being cattle rustlers, cutpurses, or spies for one side or the other, since nobody would be out here this time of year without a good reason -- but because they believe each other to be quite dangerous, they also go to great lengths to be polite. They eat supper, and then -- partly as an excuse to keep an eye on one another -- tell each other tall tales all night. The stories start off pretty normal, but get increasingly bizarre and surreal. The ending to the frame story is that, six months later, another group takes shelter in the same shack for the night and discovers that the can of beans they shared was spoiled long before they ate it, and that the bad beans killed them (though not before causing them to become delirious). Looking through their belongings, the visitor discovers that they were *all* spies -- for the same side!


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #606 on: October 28, 2015, 05:52:48 am »
Paranormal investigators are called on to rid a haunted movie studio of the ghost of Harold Ramis, who cannot move on until he finishes the script for "Ghostbusters 3"


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Another idea:
How about a slasher movie where an ecology/biology/some-field-like-that grad student doing field research in some out of the way ecosystem snaps from the isolation and chops up the professor and their fellow students. Possibly they use the bloody pieces as bait and get footage of a local predator that's never been videotaped in the wild before. Like, they're crazy enough that they go on wih the research project as if nothing had happened.

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A "Sesame Street" episode in which the count is being hunted by an alphabet themed monster slayer named A-B-C-raham Van Helsing
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #607 on: October 29, 2015, 10:10:30 pm »
Sometime in the 50s, a man, after buying a house, discovers that items are being moved around while he's gone. He investigates thoroughly and discovers a squatter living in his attic -- but, in his surprise, kills him with a shotgun and never reports it. After marrying, he occasionally tells the story to his children, and the figure becomes a bogey-man: "if you don't eat your peas, the attic man will get you". The man, now in his dotage, begins to exhibit signs of dementia and his youngest daughter moves in to help him. She discovers that items are moving around the house even while both she and her father are accounted for. Irrationally worried that another squatter has taken advantage of her father's condition to move into the house, she calls upon her siblings to move in. However, items continue moving on their own. Then, her eldest sibling dies -- of a shotgun wound in the middle of the night, found in the attic by a bloody trail left, clearly, by someone dragging the body. The father, becoming less and less lucid, is more or less unable to understand the situation. Strange things begin happening with a greater frequency during the night. The middle sibling is killed by a shotgun as well, and likewise found in the attic. The youngest daughter tries to convince her father to move out of the house. By this time, she has become convinced that the killings are in fact the ghost of the squatter her father had killed in the attic so long ago. One night she awakens to her father, standing over her bed with a shotgun, reliving the trauma of having found and killed a squatter in his house all these years ago.


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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #608 on: October 29, 2015, 11:00:48 pm »
Recent advances in cryptography actually are occult induction into rite of passage involving final revalation of ultimate grand illusion.  Humans were engeneered to be self replicating/repairing nodes of a large alien AI deep-learning network performing checksum operations for their byte-coin like platform of economic exchange.  Originally the channeled source of all our innovations would result from osmosis of this relationship, alien thought-forms would magically become physical objects on earth as the universe struggled to balance our surpluss labor with actual product.  Problem is the aliens rode us too hard and we're red-lining:  enter the recent technological explosion occurring as the veil between our worlds starts to disintegrate and entropy increases, the aliens are transmuted into containable negative energy-density with which we fuel the next eon of human transcendence - untill we outsource our financial affairs to a semi-sentient race of lesser beings, and so on.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #609 on: October 30, 2015, 04:47:25 am »
A government's hardline stance on crime backfires on them when the undead begin to appear on their streets. Ghost, ghouls, and vampires commit violent crimes, are sentenced to be "hung by the neck until dead" and are back on the street as soon as the noose touches them.
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #610 on: November 05, 2015, 05:09:13 am »
and fuck aging down Morgan La Fey by like three hundred years and fuck all of that with a big old stick

I thought Morgana le Fey was either Arthur's sister, his half-sister, or at most his half-sister's half-sister. That kind of puts a limit on how much older than him she could be
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #611 on: November 09, 2015, 11:11:04 pm »
and fuck aging down Morgan La Fey by like three hundred years and fuck all of that with a big old stick

I thought Morgana le Fey was either Arthur's sister, his half-sister, or at most his half-sister's half-sister. That kind of puts a limit on how much older than him she could be

Morgana le Fey is Arthur's older half-sister. When Arthur was conceived, Merlin was like three hundred years old. In the TV show 'Merlin', Morgana le Fey is the same age as (teenage) Merlin.


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« Reply #612 on: November 09, 2015, 11:11:53 pm »
A story of forbidden love between a pair of conjoined identical twins.


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« Reply #613 on: November 10, 2015, 03:40:15 am »
and fuck aging down Morgan La Fey by like three hundred years and fuck all of that with a big old stick

I thought Morgana le Fey was either Arthur's sister, his half-sister, or at most his half-sister's half-sister. That kind of puts a limit on how much older than him she could be

Morgana le Fey is Arthur's older half-sister. When Arthur was conceived, Merlin was like three hundred years old. In the TV show 'Merlin', Morgana le Fey is the same age as (teenage) Merlin.

Chronologically or physically? IIRC according to tradition Merlin seems younger and younger as time goes on
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Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« Reply #614 on: November 10, 2015, 12:07:28 pm »
and fuck aging down Morgan La Fey by like three hundred years and fuck all of that with a big old stick

I thought Morgana le Fey was either Arthur's sister, his half-sister, or at most his half-sister's half-sister. That kind of puts a limit on how much older than him she could be

Morgana le Fey is Arthur's older half-sister. When Arthur was conceived, Merlin was like three hundred years old. In the TV show 'Merlin', Morgana le Fey is the same age as (teenage) Merlin.

Chronologically or physically? IIRC according to tradition Merlin seems younger and younger as time goes on

Chronologically.

It's not that he gets younger over time physically but that he only remembers the future. His memory works backwards. So, the older he gets, the smaller the proportion of his life he remembers.


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