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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE TROLL RESPONSIBLE FOR "ARFARFUS PHAEL."

Started by Arafelis, June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM

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Arafelis

June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 12:07:35 AM by Arafelis
I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull by posting those pictures, or where you found some of them, but you've successfully promoted yourself from "minor annoyance" to "target practice."  Before you go congratulating yourself, I want you to know that I don't hate you.  I want you to know that because I am sure you're congratulating yourself on provoking this out of me.  No: You're not old enough, smart enough, or subtle enough to have earned my hatred.  You are, at best, vexing; and I feel the need to sharpen my claws on something to remind myself they're there.

So now, shitlicker, let's get to the "substance" of your post.

Quotearfarfailette keepz saying how awsum SHE is (only a cunt kould act that wey) but all SHES ever postid r shit "poetree" n "DEEP THOTTS."  phail.  so i thott u wuld all liek these pix of HER.

If only I were a chick, asshork.  I'd be all over you.  I would fuck your brains out.  Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life.  I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.

Yes, that's right.  You'd even get to lose your virginity.

And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.

But no, I would not cuddle, bitchtits.

Quoteand heer we see arfiearf with HER faverite persun, DICK CHENEY.  SHE just luvs to fuck him.  SHES all liek, GIV ME UR HALIBORTION.  I LUV ONNESSESARY TROOP DEPLIYMENT.

Oh, yeah, vagnewt.  I'm the neo-con.  Or have you already forgotten the time you tried to tell us all that Pakistan was adjacent to Iraq, which is how the terrorists keep "escaping"?  Or the time you denied there being any brown-outs in Baghdad?

You can't even spell "Two State Solution," and yet you've done nothing but criticize it since you joined.  At least, I'm pretty sure that's what "2-stat sluteon" means.  I'm not really into Pokemon.

Go back to sucking your high-school teachers' cocks, you condom oopsie.  It's clearly much more effective at getting you through life than actually, you know, learning anything.

Quoten dis iz my faverote.  here SHE iz sukking kant's noominal penis.  SHE had 2 wurk for dat on.  he made HER swere it wuz dun onlee out off duty, so it wuld be ethekilly legetamite.

Come on, fuckgnat.  Or is that gnat-fucker?  I'm sure it's the right size.  Is that really the best you can do?  Kant's ethical theory is self-defeating.  Not only does he fail -- pay attention, because there's a word you're going to see again in a second -- to account for actions which may be morally praiseworthy, but he can't account for a pluralistic (read: REALISTIC) ethical view incorporating multiple internally-consistent sets of maxims.

Remember that word I said we were going to come back to?  Here it is again, Captain Urethra.


FAIL.


I'd be amazed if this series of perfectly reasonable criticisms to your personality, sexual habits, and ontological commitments managed to shut you up, porkwiper.  I fully expect a reply when you're done crying in your room.  This time all I'm going to do is suggest creative interpretations for your 'paredeem shiphting' "spelling."  So knock yourself out.

I'll even get you a bat.
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(k) me
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
June 11, 2009, 11:54:46 PM
1. What in the name of sweet merciful fuck are you responding to?
2. You do realize that when you post around the net looking for your own personal troll army, the most likely result is that someone will follow you back and troll YOU, right?

Hoist by your own petard, much?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

fomenter

#2
June 11, 2009, 11:57:41 PM Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 12:55:44 AM by fomenter
Quote from: Nigel on June 11, 2009, 11:54:46 PM
1. What in the name of sweet merciful fuck are you responding to?
2. You do realize that when you post around the net looking for your own personal troll army, the most likely result is that someone will follow you back and troll YOU, right?

Hoist by your own petard, much?


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this   and  :lulz:


edit to add - link or it never happened
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
June 12, 2009, 12:04:27 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
If only I were a chick, asshork.  I'd be all over you.  I would fuck your brains out.  Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life.  I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.

Yes, that's right.  You'd even get to lose your virginity.

And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.

Also, I have to say that this is one of the creepiest examples of self-ownage I've ever seen.  :aaa:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Corvidia

#4
June 12, 2009, 12:11:06 AM
As soon as I saw this topic, I went to look for the posts in question. I didn't see it, but that doesn't mean it's not there. Link, someone?

Also, you realize this is going to blow up in your face, right? Feeding them only makes the matter worse, as you should well know.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

fomenter

#5
June 12, 2009, 04:03:36 AM
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 12, 2009, 05:06:28 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 11, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull by posting those pictures, or where you found some of them, but you've successfully promoted yourself from "minor annoyance" to "target practice."  Before you go congratulating yourself, I want you to know that I don't hate you.  I want you to know that because I am sure you're congratulating yourself on provoking this out of me.  No: You're not old enough, smart enough, or subtle enough to have earned my hatred.  You are, at best, vexing; and I feel the need to sharpen my claws on something to remind myself they're there.

So now, shitlicker, let's get to the "substance" of your post.

Quotearfarfailette keepz saying how awsum SHE is (only a cunt kould act that wey) but all SHES ever postid r shit "poetree" n "DEEP THOTTS."  phail.  so i thott u wuld all liek these pix of HER.

If only I were a chick, asshork.  I'd be all over you.  I would fuck your brains out.  Eating out my cunt would be the best night of your pig-wanking life.  I wouldn't even laugh at your cigarette-sized dick.

Yes, that's right.  You'd even get to lose your virginity.

And then the next morning you'd see, "WELCOME TO AIDS" scrawled on your fucking mirror.

But no, I would not cuddle, bitchtits.

Quoteand heer we see arfiearf with HER faverite persun, DICK CHENEY.  SHE just luvs to fuck him.  SHES all liek, GIV ME UR HALIBORTION.  I LUV ONNESSESARY TROOP DEPLIYMENT.

Oh, yeah, vagnewt.  I'm the neo-con.  Or have you already forgotten the time you tried to tell us all that Pakistan was adjacent to Iraq, which is how the terrorists keep "escaping"?  Or the time you denied there being any brown-outs in Baghdad?

You can't even spell "Two State Solution," and yet you've done nothing but criticize it since you joined.  At least, I'm pretty sure that's what "2-stat sluteon" means.  I'm not really into Pokemon.

Go back to sucking your high-school teachers' cocks, you condom oopsie.  It's clearly much more effective at getting you through life than actually, you know, learning anything.

Quoten dis iz my faverote.  here SHE iz sukking kant's noominal penis.  SHE had 2 wurk for dat on.  he made HER swere it wuz dun onlee out off duty, so it wuld be ethekilly legetamite.

Come on, fuckgnat.  Or is that gnat-fucker?  I'm sure it's the right size.  Is that really the best you can do?  Kant's ethical theory is self-defeating.  Not only does he fail -- pay attention, because there's a word you're going to see again in a second -- to account for actions which may be morally praiseworthy, but he can't account for a pluralistic (read: REALISTIC) ethical view incorporating multiple internally-consistent sets of maxims.

Remember that word I said we were going to come back to?  Here it is again, Captain Urethra.


FAIL.


I'd be amazed if this series of perfectly reasonable criticisms to your personality, sexual habits, and ontological commitments managed to shut you up, porkwiper.  I fully expect a reply when you're done crying in your room.  This time all I'm going to do is suggest creative interpretations for your 'paredeem shiphting' "spelling."  So knock yourself out.

I'll even get you a bat.
-----
(k) me

:postpics:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Arafelis

#7
June 12, 2009, 05:07:07 AM
Oh, I don't know.  I think it's been pretty amazing so far.
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 12, 2009, 05:08:23 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:07:07 AM
Oh, I don't know.  I think it's been pretty amazing so far.

Not really.  Also, this is more "Apple Talk" material (that's where we keep all the drama stuff).  Any objection to it being moved?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
June 12, 2009, 05:08:57 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 12, 2009, 04:03:36 AM
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction

Or, possibly, delusion.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Corvidia

#10
June 12, 2009, 05:11:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 12, 2009, 05:08:57 AM
Quote from: fomenter on June 12, 2009, 04:03:36 AM
still no link? i am starting to smell fiction

Or, possibly, delusion.
I'm thinking he's genuinely trying to troll the board now, so he's made some shit up that smells like lies from a mile away without links.

What he was doing *before* this, I don't really know.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

Arafelis

#11
June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft forum drama.
"OTOH, I shook up your head...I must be doing something right.What's wrong with schisms?  Malaclypse the younger DID say "Discordians need to DISORGANIZE."  If my babbling causes a few sparks, well hell...it beats having us backslide into our own little greyness." - The Good Reverend Roger

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.

Not sure I understand that.  Is that a yes, or a no?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
June 12, 2009, 05:15:04 AM
Also, your sig is a deliberate misinterpretation of what Mal wrote.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Corvidia

#14
June 12, 2009, 05:19:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 12, 2009, 05:14:15 AM
Quote from: Arafelis on June 12, 2009, 05:13:19 AM
I don't, as a rule, kopyleft drama.

Not sure I understand that. Is that a yes, or a no?
He kopylefted it, so it's not drama, he's saying.

I call bullshit. I think it would be obvious that posting anything resembling this at this time with your history would brew up drama.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.
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