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I can haz brain aneurysm
« on: June 27, 2009, 12:19:30 am »
This is probably old but felt like sharing.

http://www.numaga.com/index.php/hd/funny/1984-sopranos-all-swearing-from-the-series-ever

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 06:22:37 pm »
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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 06:28:35 pm »
And the Big Lebowski version:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXT0gOk1Ogw
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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 08:08:46 pm »
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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 08:14:40 pm »
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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 01:12:52 pm »
Need to be done to Deadwood.

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 02:01:16 pm »
Need to be done to Deadwood.

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 04:23:22 pm »
check these, there's loads of em:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=fucking+short+version&aq=f

I havent seen them all, but the Pulp Fiction one is good too.
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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 10:26:17 pm »
Bump for The Big Lebowski.

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 02:28:44 am »
This is probably old but felt like sharing.

http://www.numaga.com/index.php/hd/funny/1984-sopranos-all-swearing-from-the-series-ever

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 03:10:58 am »
Need to be done to Deadwood.

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Re: I can haz brain aneurysm
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 05:59:50 am »
While we are at it, Steve Martin using the word "fuck" 18 times in less than a minute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5o8DFfYHS4
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