TV Tropes, I hate you so much....

[LMNO]

...Because now I know that My Immortal exists.

And I am forced to read the horror.

[Pariah]

AUHHHHH


Why did you share this with us?
HAVE MERCY

[Cain]

Whats wrong with fanfic depicting a bisexual vampiric "goffic" Harry falling in love with someone called Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (because she's so beautiful its a curse)?

Also look out for the cameo.

[Pariah]

This needs to be sent to J.K. Rowling

[Cain]

Also http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/MyImmortal

[Pariah]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

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[LMNO]

I refuse to believe this is anything but a long-term troll, for the sake of retaining my sanity.

[LMNO]

"Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in th movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic.  It was..... Voldemort!"

[Pariah]

Wow you guys are much farther

I win

Also the author has an absolutely SPLENDID knowledge of the human anatomy

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.

[Cainad (dec.)]

"Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in th movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic.  It was..... Voldemort!"

I always forget the distinction... Goths wear all black, gothics wear pointed arches and flying buttresses.

[Pariah]

I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears

[LMNO]

You all must suffer along with me....

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!

[Cain]

Some of the misspellings are so funny I concluded, after reading, that it was a stealth parody.

[Pariah]

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

Well...
I'm no Harry Potter "Scholar" but I'm pretty damn sure Crookshanks is a cat

[Pariah]

Some of the misspellings are so funny I concluded, after reading, that it was a stealth parody.

And the fact that atleast three people's faces have been compared to Joel Madden so far