vowing to not eat like white trash

[Cainad (dec.)]

You all have terrible diets. I have a vitamin-enriched glucose IV feed hooked up to my bloodstream at all times. Occasional fat and protein supplements.

[LMNO]

I live on a diet of cock and repost.

[Iason Ouabache]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

[fomenter]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

[Iason Ouabache]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

[Nast]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

Did you lick it or did it just get absorbed?

[fomenter]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

i bought powdered guarana root (not pure caffeine but close enough) in a health food herb store once, the results were similar...

[Iason Ouabache]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

Did you lick it or did it just get absorbed?

I've licked it before but that time I absorbed it though my skin. It happens very easily when you are sweating since the powder dissolves in the sweat and your pores are open. I wouldn't recommend the experience to anyone though.

[Nast]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

Did you lick it or did it just get absorbed?

I've licked it before but that time I absorbed it though my skin. It happens very easily when you are sweating since the powder dissolves in the sweat and your pores are open. I wouldn't recommend the experience to anyone though.

Better not let the kids know about this, or they'll start caffeinating their tampons.

[Richter]

Have I mentioned that I can get pure powdered caffeine at work? There's a 1 kg jar just sitting in the lab cabinet right now.

yummy

Actually, it is pretty bitter by itself. I did accidentally get a strong dose once while making a batch of a certain caffeinated ginger ale that is only sold in Kentucky. I was wearing short sleeves and ended up getting some of the pure stuff on my forearms. My heart was racing for about an hour after that.

I know of someone who worked there before my time who was stupid enough to put a spoonful of it in some orange juice. He's lucky his heart didn't explode.

Did you, or the other guy get any of the extreme nausea that comes with drinking too much coffee along with it? 

Also: Most scientific supply companies will sell it to you too.