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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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chaosgraves:agentoferis

would you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferiswould you like to see my christian pokeing stick?!?!?

Why did your poking stick become a christian?

But, maybe...depending on the vehemence through which the stick expresses its love for Jesus.
I'm sorry... It's used to poke christians... my bad.


would you still like to see it?!?!?...( i Actualy think the stick is zen buddist)
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

null-n-void

Cool rant, by the way, now that I've read it. It's like "this statement is false" * 100. (in python of course, normal languages don't accept that kind of crap).

oh, and it's actually Semper Non Sequimini... I HATE those infernal 3rd conjugation verbs!  :evil:  :evil:

I had something else important to say...

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Null-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.
*hands the stick to St. hugh*
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Bella

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.
*hands the stick to St. hugh*
Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Fnord Ranger

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCRant 38
Serious Discordians?
That was some seriously fun reading!  :D
In the universe
every zero adds up
to infinity.

~That's my haiku, and I'm sticking to it.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.
*hands the stick to St. hugh*
Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.
but is he gonna poke me with it or not?!?!?



come on poke the christian...

poke me... now



do it!
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCNull-N: Thank you. The jokes get explicit after the second read, unless you're on five pots of coffee.
And Semper Non Sequimini[/b] looks better.

Chaosgraves: Show me the stick but don't hit me with it first. I have Eris's Sledgehammer....and how I got it is a long story.
*hands the stick to St. hugh*
Wise decision. I've been hit with that hammer and it hurts like fiery hell.
but is he gonna poke me with it or not?!?!?



come on poke the christian...

poke me... now



do it!

Hey now! Don't encourage me!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

He's gonna do it.....sooner or later he's gonna do it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC::Starts the apocalypse by poking an atheist with the christian-poking stick::
Okay, that's over with and we can get on with this whatever it is.

Just remember that's a christian poking stick and not a witch poking stick!!!
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here