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[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Well, when you put it that way, an erection from rocks is a bit odd.

One day you'd come home and find him fucking the patio stones.

I laughed so hard I cried

[Don Coyote]

Yes. Yes it would.

You know that is the traditional way the people link up and start dating.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

I guess it's how I was raised. My mother always told me guys who were too friendly were rapists.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

That and I don't have an ounce of confidence in myself. Looks, etc.  So if I were to be attacked, I couldn't defend myself.  I'm such a wimp. 

[Freeky]

rubbing my body against the unwilling in a sort of hugging motion

We call that the old rape-hug round these parts ... 

This guy is a fucking KEEPER!   

This.


Seriously, cheese, how did this get by you without you accusing him of being a rapist?

[Nast]

Dating is weird. I'd rather just keep a selection of men on hand in the freezer, and just defrost them when I need them, or something.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

so almost everyone who messages me asks about unicorns because of my profile info   
im glad the most interesting thing about me is the unicorns

[East Coast Hustle]

Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.

For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.

[East Coast Hustle]

The thing I'm confused about is the first guy seems like a world-class douche to me, totally full of himself and amusingly condescending, but you like him, while the second guy just seems like some normal chap trying to meet girls, but you think he's a rapist. 

She's dating FireWillow, remember?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

someone just messaged me "DAMN GIRL YOU HAVE NICE EYEBALLS!"   

[Don Coyote]

Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.

For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.

The number of women who have answered yes to that question that I have seen scares me.

[Freeky]

Lmfao!! Now I know what to do with my free time.

For real? really? If that's an honest answer to that question, you just lost all your points. Sign-up for the Eugenics program is down the hall in room 303.

The number of women who have answered yes to that question that I have seen scares me.

It's because they equate IQ with people who do stupid shit, or stupid and evil shit.

[Freeky]

I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.

[Don Coyote]

I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.

Have you gotten the question on whether or not you would genetically alter your unborn children if you could?

[Freeky]

I'd just like to state that I answered "No" on that answer, on the grounds that people do horrible things to each other even when they're smart, and it's usually worse because they've got more inventive ways of being horrible.

Have you gotten the question on whether or not you would genetically alter your unborn children if you could?

I think so... Was there an option that said "I might to cure a potentially fatal/crippling genetic disorder"? Cuz I think I either picked that one, or "No." It was a tough call.