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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 16, 2009, 08:18:59 PM

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#165
November 06, 2010, 07:59:28 PM
Where the hell are the pictures of this puppy? I demand proof.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#166
November 07, 2010, 05:29:53 AM
Not a puppy. A full-grown dag, if a 9-pound toy fox terrier can be said to be "full-grown". Adopted from a shelter, though. Ethically sound dag.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#167
November 08, 2010, 05:59:13 AM
ATTN OKCUPID


plz to be no longer matching me with hipsters


kthx
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#168
November 08, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#169
November 08, 2010, 01:55:04 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 08, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#170
November 08, 2010, 05:25:34 PM
Quote from: First City Hustle on November 08, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I've got an OKCupid profile, but it's really obscure, you've probably never heard of it.

:lulz:

Also, pics of dog pls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#171
November 08, 2010, 06:26:57 PM
check spagbook.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#172
November 08, 2010, 07:17:22 PM
W00T!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#173
November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic.  If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#174
November 09, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic.  If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.

Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#175
November 09, 2010, 08:48:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic.  If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.

Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
No, I haven't.  I just googled it.  I'll watch the Black Eyed Peas version first, and then I'll watch her version.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#176
November 09, 2010, 08:50:48 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 08:48:58 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 09, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on November 09, 2010, 01:33:26 PM
Quote from: Liam on November 06, 2010, 06:49:34 PMAllanis-fucking-Morriset. Her badly worded not in any way at all ironic song has leaked into the minds of everyone that was exposed to it in their developmental stages and subliminally installed a false 'this is irony' thing.
A song about irony containing absolutely no irony is totally ironic.  If I thought she did that on purpose I would think she was a genius.

Well, you have seen her cover video of "my humps", right?
No, I haven't.  I just googled it.  I'll watch the Black Eyed Peas version first, and then I'll watch her version.

Oh, you'll like this.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Precious Moments Zalgo

#177
November 09, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
 :lulz:  Hilarious!
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Cain

#178
November 11, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
OK, so I signed up to OKCupid again, and I'm still being matched to 20-something English majors, for the most part.

But I'm doing the match questions, and why are there 50,000 fucking questions about gay people?  FFS, you only need one "should gay people be treated like actual human beings?  Yes or No?"  There is a similar trend concerning evolution as well, I've noticed.  "Are you retard, or do you accept scientific consensus?  No?  How about now?  Now?  NOW?"

Freeky

#179
November 11, 2010, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: Subetai on November 11, 2010, 02:56:51 PM
OK, so I signed up to OKCupid again, and I'm still being matched to 20-something English majors, for the most part.

But I'm doing the match questions, and why are there 50,000 fucking questions about gay people?  FFS, you only need one "should gay people be treated like actual human beings?  Yes or No?"  There is a similar trend concerning evolution as well, I've noticed.  "Are you retard, or do you accept scientific consensus?  No?  How about now?  Now?  NOW?"

It's because the users are allowed to make up their own questions. They probably think theirs are totally different from the other ones.
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