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Started by Da6s, July 25, 2009, 07:13:51 PM

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Da6s

#45
July 27, 2009, 03:50:07 PM
Quote from: ☠ Pirate Annie ☠ on July 27, 2009, 02:48:04 PM


I'd take being stuck behind Canadian Blueheads going 40mph on I-4 than a group of possible DUI 20 year olds. The old people may annoy me, but they aren't going to run me off the road........usually.


The biggest problem on I-4 are either Tourists or Puerto Ricans. Both have tried to kill me more than a few times while driving to work in the summers.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

LMNO

#46
July 27, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
Man, you keep putting your foot in it, don't you?




LMNO
-Tourist since 1972.

Cain

#47
July 27, 2009, 03:55:08 PM
And just what's wrong with Puerto Ricans?

Cain,
Puerto Rican since birth

Sir Squid Diddimus

#48
July 27, 2009, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: ☠ Pirate Annie ☠ on July 27, 2009, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: Squid on July 26, 2009, 05:36:53 PM
I live in the land of the elderly.
I feel the same about them as I do all other people of any age.

I'd take being stuck behind Canadian Blueheads going 40mph on I-4 than a group of possible DUI 20 year olds. The old people may annoy me, but they aren't going to run me off the road........usually.

I try to avoid I-4 if at all possible. I hate that piece of shit road.
Also, I was rear ended by elderly Canadians, it was pretty funny and they were quite nice.
Then a year later I was rear ended by a Valencia CC student.

I don't think it matters whether you're young or old or whatever. People IN FLORIDA PERIOD do not know how to drive.
Srsly, I noticed a vast improvement in driving ability the further north I drove. Once I got out of the Carolinas it was as if suddenly everyone knew how to operate a car.

LMNO

#49
July 27, 2009, 04:23:53 PM
Unfortunately, that skill leapfrogged Boston and Providence.

Da6s

#50
July 27, 2009, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2009, 03:55:08 PM
And just what's wrong with Puerto Ricans?

Cain,
Puerto Rican since birth

Nothing, aside from the way the cars with puerto rican tags drive on i4 towards disney property.

Or maybe they're just out to get me.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Da6s

#51
July 27, 2009, 07:30:52 PM Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 07:32:46 PM by Da6s
Quote from: LMNO on July 27, 2009, 03:52:37 PM
Man, you keep putting your foot in it, don't you?




LMNO
-Tourist since 1972.

It's called seeing just how deep my foot can go in it. Besides, I love knowing that i irrationally hate things that i don't hate.




Tastes good. And don't just take my word for it.

We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
July 28, 2009, 02:32:17 AM
Quote from: LMNO on July 27, 2009, 01:41:22 PM
Also, Children of the Corn ITT.

Bullshit.  That would actually be excusable.  This is just another Gen Y-er whimpering about old people, like he's accomplished anything.

TGG:  Taught Hitler and Tojo who wears the daddy pants.
Boomers:  Made rock and roll work.
X-ers:  Took a semi-useful internet and filled it full of pop-up ads.
Y-ers:  Whine a lot, jack off to piss-poor anime.

Are we seeing a pattern here?  Nobody wants to see the Z-ers.  Kill the Y-ers before they breed.

Stupid kids.  Stupid internet.  Stupid cheeseball "civilization".  Burn it all down.  Except for Graceland.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#53
July 29, 2009, 01:21:15 AM
I often wonder if I'm Gen X or Gen Y, (Dad is a Boomer) but for the record, I am NOT responsible for pop-up ads nor have I ever jacked off to anything Japanese, including Tubgirl.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Epimetheus

#54
July 29, 2009, 01:38:19 AM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on July 26, 2009, 04:17:37 AM
i want to die as soon as i can no longer wipe my own ass
UNTIL THEN I WILL YELL AT CHILDREN TO GET OFF MY LAWN  :argh!: BASTARDS

this for me, too
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
July 29, 2009, 03:02:01 AM
Quote from: ☠ Suu ☠ on July 29, 2009, 01:21:15 AM
I often wonder if I'm Gen X or Gen Y, (Dad is a Boomer) but for the record, I am NOT responsible for pop-up ads nor have I ever jacked off to anything Japanese, including Tubgirl.

So you say.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#56
July 29, 2009, 12:58:53 PM
Not even Deadly Little Miho?

Cain

#57
July 29, 2009, 01:52:40 PM
I fapped off to Deadly Little Miho whilst creating new pop-up adverts that forward you spam of rock and roll stars paying homage to the heroes of WWII

the last yatto

#58
July 29, 2009, 06:49:23 PM
Quote from: Da6s on July 26, 2009, 06:29:04 AM
If the fact the AARP is the single largest membership organization in the world doesn't raise a red flag in your mind,

FYI most of us here are members of AARP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmhZUMnbdc
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

fomenter

#59
July 29, 2009, 08:26:00 PM
Quote from: la neige cône on July 29, 2009, 06:49:23 PM
Quote from: Da6s on July 26, 2009, 06:29:04 AM
If the fact the AARP is the single largest membership organization in the world doesn't raise a red flag in your mind,

FYI most of us here are members of AARP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmhZUMnbdc

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