Another old person died today

[Requia ☣]

The Catholic Church.

1 billion, give or take.

1 billion - 1

Fuckers won't take me off the rolls.

[Miley Spears]

All my friends and family have been advised to smother me with a pillow should i even hit 80/at the first sign of me smelling like cabbage.  

why?

and, I didnt read the article, but I did hear it on the news today. It made me wonder who was the before-last WW1 veteran and how much attention he got.

I've a great deal of contempt for the elderly. Any and all problems in the world right now are a direct result of old people/their generations.

Plus the thought of living out the last of my days as a husk that shits myself continuously isn't something i like to entertain. I'd rather, and intend to, die young and spry.

I don't know how old you are, but how many good things do you have because of older generations? Get rid of what they gave you and you'll be hunting your own meals with rocks.

I don't want to be rude, but with your attitude, you might get people who also want to see you die young. Just saying.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

All my friends and family have been advised to smother me with a pillow should i even hit 80/at the first sign of me smelling like cabbage.  

why?

and, I didnt read the article, but I did hear it on the news today. It made me wonder who was the before-last WW1 veteran and how much attention he got.

I've a great deal of contempt for the elderly. Any and all problems in the world right now are a direct result of old people/their generations.

Plus the thought of living out the last of my days as a husk that shits myself continuously isn't something i like to entertain. I'd rather, and intend to, die young and spry.

I don't know how old you are, but how many good things do you have because of older generations? Get rid of what they gave you and you'll be hunting your own meals with rocks.

I don't want to be rude, but with your attitude, you might get people who also want to see you die young. Just saying.

Too late.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Aw, thanks.

if it allays your fears that I might seek world domination, rest assured that I've been regressing since the age of 14. By 30 I will be watching Blue's Clues.

Actually, it'll turn around after 23. I'm not kidding. The fact that you're able to observe the process in yourself is promising.

For some reason, and I am not at all kidding, people start to get stupider, less mature, and more self-absorbed from around 14-15 until they reach their peak of smug idiocy at 23, and then they start getting more intelligent and tolerable again. Not that all 23-year-olds are intolerable, but the more tolerable they are at that age, the more INFINITELY awesome they will be when they grow the fuck out of it.

I first developed this theory when I was 23, on the day that I realized that I was a fucking idiot and didn't know shit, and so far it seems to hold water.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and then when I was 30 I discovered why people over 45 seemed so boring. It's because they already HAD that conversation 50 times back when they thought it was news and it's NO LONGER INTERESTING. Turns out the shit they talk about is WAY WAY WAY cooler than the pseudointellectual been-hashed-to-death wankery most young people talk about, thinking that just because it's new and mind-blowing to them it's new and mind-blowing to everyone else, too.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Oh, and then when I was 30 I discovered why people over 45 seemed so boring. It's because they already HAD that conversation 50 times back when they thought it was news and it's NO LONGER INTERESTING. Turns out the shit they talk about is WAY WAY WAY cooler than the pseudointellectual been-hashed-to-death wankery most young people talk about, thinking that just because it's new and mind-blowing to them it's new and mind-blowing to everyone else, too.

Perspective pwns all.

[Pariah]

23. 23 23

ZOMG

[Requia ☣]

Aw, thanks.

if it allays your fears that I might seek world domination, rest assured that I've been regressing since the age of 14. By 30 I will be watching Blue's Clues.

Actually, it'll turn around after 23. I'm not kidding. The fact that you're able to observe the process in yourself is promising.

For some reason, and I am not at all kidding, people start to get stupider, less mature, and more self-absorbed from around 14-15 until they reach their peak of smug idiocy at 23, and then they start getting more intelligent and tolerable again. Not that all 23-year-olds are intolerable, but the more tolerable they are at that age, the more INFINITELY awesome they will be when they grow the fuck out of it.

I first developed this theory when I was 23, on the day that I realized that I was a fucking idiot and didn't know shit, and so far it seems to hold water.

I can totally verify this.  I don't have the lightning calculator thing I had when I was 13 back, but everything else works soooo much better now.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Oh, and then when I was 30 I discovered why people over 45 seemed so boring. It's because they already HAD that conversation 50 times back when they thought it was news and it's NO LONGER INTERESTING. Turns out the shit they talk about is WAY WAY WAY cooler than the pseudointellectual been-hashed-to-death wankery most young people talk about, thinking that just because it's new and mind-blowing to them it's new and mind-blowing to everyone else, too.

tr00f

[Iason Ouabache]

Having recently been among high schoolers and college freshmen, I can attest that this statement is true.


(When I was younger, I was once told that I was born at the age of 35)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdBtoTZLF70

I don't know why I'm in a Hollies mood tonight.

[BabylonHoruv]

Like Mr Squid's dad says- Everyone's an idiot till they hit 30.

I'm still an idiot.  Maybe I'm a late bloomer? (31)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, and then when I was 30 I discovered why people over 45 seemed so boring. It's because they already HAD that conversation 50 times back when they thought it was news and it's NO LONGER INTERESTING. Turns out the shit they talk about is WAY WAY WAY cooler than the pseudointellectual been-hashed-to-death wankery most young people talk about, thinking that just because it's new and mind-blowing to them it's new and mind-blowing to everyone else, too.

:mittens;

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I like old people. It's the one advantage to getting older, is that it's easier to hang out with cool old people.

[Jenne]

Oh, and then when I was 30 I discovered why people over 45 seemed so boring. It's because they already HAD that conversation 50 times back when they thought it was news and it's NO LONGER INTERESTING. Turns out the shit they talk about is WAY WAY WAY cooler than the pseudointellectual been-hashed-to-death wankery most young people talk about, thinking that just because it's new and mind-blowing to them it's new and mind-blowing to everyone else, too.

Motherfucking WORD.

[Miley Spears]

Like Mr Squid's dad says- Everyone's an idiot till they hit 30.

I'm still an idiot.  Maybe I'm a late bloomer? (31)

Maybe you're wise enough to know you're an idiot! I think when you don't know that's when you're really stupid. So you probably aren't!