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Started by Dimocritus, August 06, 2009, 06:38:17 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#75
August 07, 2009, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 07, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
Although, I think you guys have made your point. I am now going to get an office job in a cubicle at a paper factory where I need to wear a collar shirt+tie (possibly a sport-coat or other fancy jacket). I will golf on Sundays and watch television for the rest of the week. I will no longer yell ever, and I will constantly be apologizing to everybody because I don't want to make anyone mad at me. Thanks for showing me the way, guys. I'm going to go get a brief case. A brown one will be nice and dull, I think... 

Are you 16?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Bruno

#76
August 07, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 07, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
Although, I think you guys have made your point. I am now going to get an office job in a cubicle at a paper factory where I need to wear a collar shirt+tie (possibly a sport-coat or other fancy jacket). I will golf on Sundays and watch television for the rest of the week. I will no longer yell ever, and I will constantly be apologizing to everybody because I don't want to make anyone mad at me. Thanks for showing me the way, guys. I'm going to go get a brief case. A brown one will be nice and dull, I think... 

Actually, this sounds like the beginning of a good plan.

You could probably do more damage by infiltrating Corprit Amurrikatm than by screaming in some dive bar for $30 a night.
Formerly something else...

Cain

#77
August 07, 2009, 05:18:36 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 07, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
Although, I think you guys have made your point. I am now going to get an office job in a cubicle at a paper factory where I need to wear a collar shirt+tie (possibly a sport-coat or other fancy jacket). I will golf on Sundays and watch television for the rest of the week. I will no longer yell ever, and I will constantly be apologizing to everybody because I don't want to make anyone mad at me. Thanks for showing me the way, guys. I'm going to go get a brief case. A brown one will be nice and dull, I think... 

I think you meant to say "FUCK YOU, I WONT TIDY MY BEDROOM!" there.

LMNO

#78
August 07, 2009, 05:20:27 PM
I really need to write a song that uses that hook.

Cain

#79
August 07, 2009, 05:21:56 PM
Give me a week and I'll probably have some bare bones lyrics you can work with.  I'm thinking something in the vein of Adam and Andrew's Emo Song, only more pointlessly angry.

LMNO

#80
August 07, 2009, 05:23:10 PM
I just gotta tune my guitars down to C, and work on my Jon Davis impersonation.

Thurnez Isa

#81
August 07, 2009, 05:47:03 PM
Quote from: ✡ Rabbi ✡ Fred ✡ on August 07, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
:argh!:THAT WASNT THE POINT THE POINT WAS WE ALL DONT LIKE YOUR MUSIC FOR VARIOUS REASONS
LERN2POINT

I didn't like it and I still haven't listened to it yet
:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Sir Squid Diddimus

#82
August 07, 2009, 06:01:34 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 07, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
Although, I think you guys have made your point. I am now going to get an office job in a cubicle at a paper factory where I need to wear a collar shirt+tie (possibly a sport-coat or other fancy jacket). I will golf on Sundays and watch television for the rest of the week. I will no longer yell ever, and I will constantly be apologizing to everybody because I don't want to make anyone mad at me. Thanks for showing me the way, guys. I'm going to go get a brief case. A brown one will be nice and dull, I think... 

Ever been in a paper factory??

Roaring Biscuit!

#83
August 07, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
QuoteFUCK YOU, I WONT TIDY MY BEDROOM!

Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2009, 05:20:27 PM
I really need to write a song that uses that hook.

it makes a nice replacement for "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" in killing in the name - (RATM)

PopeTom

#84
August 07, 2009, 08:53:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 07, 2009, 04:36:07 PM
Although, I think you guys have made your point. I am now going to get an office job in a cubicle at a paper factory where I need to wear a collar shirt+tie (possibly a sport-coat or other fancy jacket). I will golf on Sundays and watch television for the rest of the week. I will no longer yell ever, and I will constantly be apologizing to everybody because I don't want to make anyone mad at me. Thanks for showing me the way, guys. I'm going to go get a brief case. A brown one will be nice and dull, I think... 


You got something against the cogs of the world?

Fuck the cogs!

Up with sprockets!
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

the last yatto

#85
August 07, 2009, 08:55:02 PM
 fuck you, i wont tidy my bedroom :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LMNO

#86
August 07, 2009, 08:55:13 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 07, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
QuoteFUCK YOU, I WONT TIDY MY BEDROOM!

Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2009, 05:20:27 PM
I really need to write a song that uses that hook.

it makes a nice replacement for "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" in killing in the name - (RATM)

Yeah, I do believe that's how this thing got started.

Cain

#87
August 07, 2009, 08:56:17 PM
Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 07, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
QuoteFUCK YOU, I WONT TIDY MY BEDROOM!

Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2009, 05:20:27 PM
I really need to write a song that uses that hook.

it makes a nice replacement for "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" in killing in the name - (RATM)

That's where it comes from. Or at least it does when I use it.

RATM = that whiney teenage kid that wont tidy their room as an act of rebellion, in musical form.

LMNO

#88
August 07, 2009, 08:58:58 PM
I feel like combining that with the emo whining of Korn, and the fake bradaggio of Limp Bizkit.

TRIFECTA!

AFK

#89
August 07, 2009, 09:01:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 07, 2009, 08:58:58 PM
I feel like combining that with the emo whining of Korn, and the fake bradaggio of Limp Bizkit.

TRIFECTA!

The mere thought of this combination sends shivers. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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