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BadBeast

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Abbess Jade

Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

Doktor Howl

He talked his high school football coach into using a bunny as a ball.

He was, of course, the place-kicker.
Molon Lube

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 18, 2010, 04:01:40 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 16, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Good luck with that.  Iason made a xylophone out of live kittens and he plays it with a taser.
2/3 of them deserved it.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
    \
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BadBeast

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Fyxen

Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:
fyxen amatsu

Sir Squid Diddimus

SMILEYS DO NOT MATCH COMMENT AND ARE CONFUSING! GOOD NIGHT!
               \

Fyxen

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 07:23:48 AM
SMILEYS DO NOT MATCH COMMENT AND ARE CONFUSING! GOOD NIGHT!
               \


haha oh well they match to me.

:lulz:
fyxen amatsu

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?
Molon Lube

Fyxen

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh
fyxen amatsu

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|
Molon Lube

Fyxen

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

im still not getting it howl im not nerina now please leave me alone.
fyxen amatsu

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fyxen on June 19, 2010, 11:32:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

im still not getting it howl im not nerina now please leave me alone.

Wait.  You take a comment that predates our PM argument, and then act like I'm stalking you?  Fuck off, Neri.  Just fucking get cancer and die, you dishonest piece of shit.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Fyxen

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2010, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 19, 2010, 11:32:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 10:34:22 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 15, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 15, 2010, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: Fyxen on June 11, 2010, 04:05:46 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:33:18 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 18, 2010, 08:25:17 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 18, 2010, 06:07:35 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.

I sawhelped this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.fed it "boy's milk, from his own nipples, until it went off to sleep!

He is pure evil. Mary Poppins.

...are you sure the milk was from his nipples?

I'm assuming so, but I can't be sure as I was trying not to look. I always feel kind of uncomfortable when Babies are being breastfed. By Men.

oh dear.  :|
that's.....definitely evil  :kingmeh:
i get uncomfortable when men breastfeed babies as well  :horrormirth:
highly disturbing :fuckoff:  :oops:

Nice one, nerinamakani.  Why the extra moniker?

:? huh

Uh huh.  :|

I'm still not getting it howl I'm not nerina now please leave me alone.

Wait.  You take a comment that predates our PM argument, and then act like I'm stalking you?  Fuck off, Neri.  Just fucking get cancer and die, you dishonest piece of shit.

now your simply being rude howl.
just because i know her does not mean i am her.
and you should learn to deal with that.
fyxen amatsu