Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen.

[the last yatto]

Eris > nike

[the last yatto]

dont look at me im just here for the false slack

[Freeky]

Eris > nike

Is this a scrid? 

Scrid = Squid (maybe), one in particular, who is not seen round these parts anymore.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

::GUTPUNCH!!::

[the last yatto]

Just Don't it

[Armond]

How is one to avoid {IT}

[Doktor Howl]

How is one to avoid {IT}

PM Nigel and tell her you're ready for your quest.

It's the only way to be safe.

[BadBeast]

Do you really think no-one knew who you were? If the answer is anything other than,

"I am such a wankstick! Even the Discordians are only humouring me"

Then jab your own finger, in your left eye. Repeat until either Death occurs, or eye falls out. If the latter happens first, then repeat excercise with right eye. Then fuck off. 

[LMNO]

It's sad when you think of how much time he wasted doing that.

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It's sad when you think of how much time he wasted doing that.

By my count it was about 4 hours.

[Doktor Howl]

Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably not try to be passive agressive, brag about it, or automatically expect sympathy.

Fixed.  The people on this board who are depressed or mentally unstable do talk about it, but in ways other than that of an attention whore.

And hell, we're all lonely.

Hell, I'm not lonely.  I want to be like the borg, only I want to just be me. 

That's what pisses me off about Voyager.  They got flung to the far side of the galaxy from the primates, and what do they do?  TRY TO COME BACK.  Jesus fuck.  I'm so alone.

BUT NOT LONELY.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Advice for n00bs:

It saddens me that I have to say this, but...
if you are depressed, lonely, or mentally unstable, you should probably not try to be passive agressive, brag about it, or automatically expect sympathy.

Fixed.  The people on this board who are depressed or mentally unstable do talk about it, but in ways other than that of an attention whore.

And hell, we're all lonely.

Hell, I'm not lonely.  I want to be like the borg, only I want to just be me. 

That's what pisses me off about Voyager.  They got flung to the far side of the galaxy from the primates, and what do they do?  TRY TO COME BACK.  Jesus fuck.  I'm so alone.

BUT NOT LONELY.

Kind of this.
Also, isn't "loneliness" essentially a euphemism for "I want to get laid and go to sleep curled up to Dat Ass?"
I mean, if you aren't after the D/P, being by yourself is pretty painless and actually kind of awesome.