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BREAKING: MOSQUITOS ARE GOING TO KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, September 20, 2009, 05:03:25 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
September 21, 2009, 09:21:56 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 21, 2009, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 20, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
and the only people who get sick are the hypochondriacs.
:asplode:

Iason doesn't get sick.  Sick gets HIM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#31
September 22, 2009, 01:09:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 21, 2009, 07:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 07:42:08 PM
We have no mosquitos here, except around the golf courses.  We have lots of West Nile, but only among golfers, so no great loss.

Everywhere else, it's too dry, and all you have to worry about are:

Tarantulas
Every other poisonous spider on Earth
Killer bees
Scorpions
20 different poisonous snakes
Poisonous lizards
Javelinas
Meth freaks
The Cardinals

The Cardinals are really TGRR's fault. LMNO and I decided this at lunch.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#32
September 22, 2009, 05:37:53 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 21, 2009, 09:11:18 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 20, 2009, 08:11:29 AM
and the only people who get sick are the hypochondriacs.
:asplode:

Christ's sake. Do I have to be specific????????

:asplode:

Dalek

#33
September 22, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
In varna mosquitos are so fucking big, that when they land in the yard the dogs start barking  :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
September 22, 2009, 03:11:36 PM
Quote from: Suu on September 22, 2009, 01:09:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 21, 2009, 07:42:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 21, 2009, 07:42:08 PM
We have no mosquitos here, except around the golf courses.  We have lots of West Nile, but only among golfers, so no great loss.

Everywhere else, it's too dry, and all you have to worry about are:

Tarantulas
Every other poisonous spider on Earth
Killer bees
Scorpions
20 different poisonous snakes
Poisonous lizards
Javelinas
Meth freaks
The Cardinals

The Cardinals are really TGRR's fault. LMNO and I decided this at lunch.

Figured as much.  The last city I lived in was Chicago, and we all know about the Bears.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#35
September 22, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
That clinches it:  THE SWAMP YANKEES MUST TAKE A STAND AND REPEL THE FORCES OF TGRR, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR SPORTS TEAMS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
September 22, 2009, 03:17:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 22, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
That clinches it:  THE SWAMP YANKEES MUST TAKE A STAND AND REPEL THE FORCES OF TGRR, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR SPORTS TEAMS!

All your NFL are belong to me.

You have no shot at the division.  Make your time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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