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So, I've always wanted to be a nun.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
September 22, 2009, 05:17:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?

I would, but I'm trying to kick the habit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.

I just punned.  :crankey:

RWHN!  YOU WILL PAY!   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#3
September 22, 2009, 05:23:09 PM
mua-ha-ha!!!!

Hey do you know why they call nuns nuns?

Because they never got nun, they aint getting nun, and they'll never get nun. 

RWHN,
-loves the classics
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#4
September 22, 2009, 05:28:30 PM
You're only in strife over this beacuse your opinions are so cloistered.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
September 22, 2009, 05:31:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.

I just punned.  :crankey:

RWHN!  YOU WILL PAY!   :argh!:

WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Richter

#6
September 22, 2009, 05:40:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
I think I'm going to declare my house a convent. Who's in?

ANYWYAS
What vows, conditions, and privations would this order hold too?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
September 22, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Wait a minute.....  you're going to have guy nuns too?

Just give me the info on the celibacy clause before I answer.......

Pope Pixie Pickle

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September 22, 2009, 05:48:17 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 22, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
Wait a minute.....  you're going to have guy nuns too?

Just give me the info on the celibacy clause before I answer.......

THIS

fomenter

#9
September 22, 2009, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 22, 2009, 05:17:54 PM
Wait.

I just punned.  :crankey:

RWHN!  YOU WILL PAY!   :argh!:


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
September 22, 2009, 06:11:47 PM
And, yeah, that celibacy thing...it's a deal killer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
September 22, 2009, 08:10:28 PM
Discordian nuns.

You do the math.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
September 22, 2009, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2009, 08:10:28 PM
Discordian nuns.

You do the math.

Sex weasels?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
September 22, 2009, 08:15:26 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#14
September 22, 2009, 08:18:05 PM
well nuns are women who are "married to god", right?

so if a female discordian nun must be a kinky ass lezbo.


I've long considered declaring myself a Discordian Monk, and deciding that my somewhat burnout introverted lifestyle is actually a form of monasticism.


"A Nun is a woman who has taken special vows committing her to a religious life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live her life in prayer and contemplation in a monastery or convent. "


according to wikipedia, there are buddhist and taoist nuns, I don't see why you couldn't be a Discordian nun.



You just have to commit to being outside the mainstream and live your life in contemplation? Dude, you've been a nun for decades.
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