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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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So, I've always wanted to be a nun.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 22, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
September 23, 2009, 03:51:23 AM
"Cowards die many times before their deaths
The valiant never taste of jenkem but once."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#31
September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.

Cramulus

#32
September 23, 2009, 02:26:03 PM
:mittens:

LMNO

#33
September 23, 2009, 02:27:14 PM
 :roflcake:

Suu

#34
September 23, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


Holy shit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#35
September 23, 2009, 03:27:57 PM
Best thing I've read today.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

#36
September 23, 2009, 03:30:10 PM
I am, of course, a professional.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#37
September 23, 2009, 04:54:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

:mittens: :mittens: :mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#38
September 23, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
oh my  :aaa:

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
September 23, 2009, 05:31:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 01:28:34 PM
To fap, or not to fap; that is the question.
Whether tis kinkier in the pance to suffer
The slings and arrows of Nigel's dildo collection
Or to take groins against a sea of crotch,
And by stuffing their opposing end? To fap: to sleep;
To fap again: perchance to omnifap: ay, there's the rub.


Fuck.  I am upstaged.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#40
September 23, 2009, 06:57:15 PM
My god, I miss you guys so much. Stupid work making me actually do shit.

This thread is beautiful.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Corvidia

#41
September 23, 2009, 07:07:34 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 23, 2009, 03:27:57 PM
Best thing I've read today.
^ This. :)
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

LMNO

#42
September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
September 23, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

You are special, Alphapance.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
September 23, 2009, 07:42:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 23, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 23, 2009, 07:40:26 PM
Ok, now I feel special.

8)

You are special, Alphapance.

Just like everybody else!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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