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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM

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September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
I directed, produced, filmed, and editing several pieces of bizarre pornography, starring myself.

Is there any interest in the link?





No. I'm not kidding.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Faust

#1
September 23, 2009, 02:23:11 AM
sure yeah whatever.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#2
September 23, 2009, 02:43:04 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
I directed, produced, filmed, and editing several pieces of bizarre pornography, starring myself.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

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September 23, 2009, 02:45:57 AM
http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=mAjOI-J728-&c=myv&page=1

Appallingly NSFW.

Click on the profile, there's three more in the series.

Let's just say its proof the mind is the only erogenous zone.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Cramulus

#4
September 23, 2009, 03:04:10 AM
the internet has ruined me. When I heard "bizarre pornography", my imagination went far past the mark you set.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#5
September 23, 2009, 03:20:19 AM
Yes I do.
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Nast

#6
September 23, 2009, 04:52:00 AM
 :oops:

I saw your weiner.
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Faust

#7
September 23, 2009, 09:31:35 AM
Impressive.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Cramulus

#8
September 23, 2009, 02:39:09 PM
that took balls

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
September 23, 2009, 07:11:33 PM
:rimshot:

AFK

#10
September 23, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
This thread is missing something...
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#11
September 23, 2009, 08:56:16 PM
I wish I could do that!

Also, that was the most boring porn ever.
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I_Kicked_Kennedy

#12
September 23, 2009, 10:15:57 PM

Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 23, 2009, 10:26:31 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 23, 2009, 10:15:57 PM

Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?

Yes, but not by me.

I have STANDARDS for my porn, sir, and one of those standards is that a female be at least peripherally involved.  I had calculated the odds of you being able to convince a woman to rub your bits at all, let alone on camera, and elected not to click.
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Cramulus

#14
September 23, 2009, 10:48:39 PM
WE DEMAND WEIRDER PORN
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