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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2009, 12:11:17 am »

Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?
I really hope this wasn't the only reason you posted this. In which case I take back my earlier comment.

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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2009, 02:09:25 am »

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« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2009, 02:21:29 am »


No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2009, 02:26:36 am »
No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.
True, but if I'd changed the gif animation to that, it'd have been too obvious.

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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2009, 02:39:00 am »


No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.

HAH!  Missed that.  You could have just shortened it to "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS".
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2009, 03:24:02 am »

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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2009, 06:03:48 am »
Ok, saw it.

My main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

Really now, those of us who enjoy looking an a nice hard cock want more than 8 minutes of "whatever" and then POP!


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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2009, 06:38:41 am »
... Were you listening to 'Jackpot'?
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2009, 06:48:07 am »
My main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

I assumed that was part of the cumming by meditation routine. I mean, getting your penis erect by sheer force of will is not that big (lolpun) a feat. Just imagine/visualize some sexy things and it should get up within the minute, no?
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2009, 01:27:22 pm »
The least he could have done is put a hat on it and done a little dance.

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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2009, 04:31:41 pm »
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

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« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2009, 04:49:24 pm »
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

its funny in fast forward.  :lulz:
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2009, 12:27:35 am »
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

its funny in fast forward.  :lulz:

...confusing in reverse.

And by the by, someone asking about the fact I was only erect during the tail end:
If you watch some of the other videos I've made (also meditation wanks) I'm erect a little longer in the 3rd and 4th ones.
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2009, 02:08:54 am »
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In the name of science, details!
Do you use audio-stimulation or are you able to pull this one off the classic way? Tantra?
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Re: Weird Porn
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2009, 02:58:13 am »
My main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

I assumed that was part of the cumming by meditation routine. I mean, getting your penis erect by sheer force of will is not that big (lolpun) a feat. Just imagine/visualize some sexy things and it should get up within the minute, no?

I certainly have no problem becoming completely aroused from mere thoughts, so it seems it should also not be difficult for a man to do so. Orgasming without physical stimulation, though, I can't do... at least, not while awake. Almost everyone can do it during sleep so obviously it's biologically possible.
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