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Started by I_Kicked_Kennedy, September 23, 2009, 01:54:49 AM

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Faust

#15
September 24, 2009, 12:11:17 AM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on September 23, 2009, 10:15:57 PM

Agreed.

I'm not the only pd'er that has been seen nekked and ejacumalating on this board, am I?
I really hope this wasn't the only reason you posted this. In which case I take back my earlier comment.
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#16
September 24, 2009, 02:09:25 AM

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
September 24, 2009, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 24, 2009, 02:09:25 AM


No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.
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Captain Utopia

#18
September 24, 2009, 02:26:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:21:29 AM
No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.
True, but if I'd changed the gif animation to that, it'd have been too obvious.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 24, 2009, 02:39:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2009, 02:21:29 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on September 24, 2009, 02:09:25 AM


No, it's worthless WITH pics.  His third post, IIRC.

HAH!  Missed that.  You could have just shortened it to "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#21
October 07, 2009, 06:03:48 AM
Ok, saw it.

My main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

Really now, those of us who enjoy looking an a nice hard cock want more than 8 minutes of "whatever" and then POP!

La Terrorista

#22
October 07, 2009, 06:38:41 AM
... Were you listening to 'Jackpot'?
http://www.isabellavalentine.com/2008/03/22/erotic-hypnosis-mp3-jackpot-no-hands/ for those who aren't a 4channer or wherever else this shit was spammed for no reason.

Triple Zero

#23
October 07, 2009, 06:48:07 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 06:03:48 AMMy main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

I assumed that was part of the cumming by meditation routine. I mean, getting your penis erect by sheer force of will is not that big (lolpun) a feat. Just imagine/visualize some sexy things and it should get up within the minute, no?
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#24
October 07, 2009, 01:27:22 PM
The least he could have done is put a hat on it and done a little dance.

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#25
October 07, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

Pope Pixie Pickle

#26
October 07, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 07, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

its funny in fast forward.  :lulz:

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#27
October 08, 2009, 12:27:35 AM Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 12:29:31 AM by I_Kicked_Kennedy
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on October 07, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
Quote from: Fredtastic! on October 07, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
WHY DID I JUST WATCH THAT
luckily it was on fast forward and lasted 10 seconds

its funny in fast forward.  :lulz:

...confusing in reverse.

And by the by, someone asking about the fact I was only erect during the tail end:
If you watch some of the other videos I've made (also meditation wanks) I'm erect a little longer in the 3rd and 4th ones.
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Ari

#28
October 08, 2009, 02:08:54 AM
 :lulz:
In the name of science, details!
Do you use audio-stimulation or are you able to pull this one off the classic way? Tantra?
I DEMAND DETAILS...

The two "hands-free" torrents that are out there aren't really working for me. But I had a strange mind to begin with.

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#29
October 08, 2009, 02:58:13 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 07, 2009, 06:48:07 AM
Quote from: LMNO on October 07, 2009, 06:03:48 AMMy main problem with it is that, while you have a very nice cock, it took you 8 minutes to get fully erect.

Not only that, you reached full erection as you were cumming!

I assumed that was part of the cumming by meditation routine. I mean, getting your penis erect by sheer force of will is not that big (lolpun) a feat. Just imagine/visualize some sexy things and it should get up within the minute, no?

I certainly have no problem becoming completely aroused from mere thoughts, so it seems it should also not be difficult for a man to do so. Orgasming without physical stimulation, though, I can't do... at least, not while awake. Almost everyone can do it during sleep so obviously it's biologically possible.
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