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Unlimited "Glenn Beck is a nutter" thread

Started by Cain, September 26, 2009, 04:33:44 PM

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Juana

#420
October 09, 2010, 06:46:12 PM
Maybe he's drinking again?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

the last yatto

#421
October 09, 2010, 07:42:33 PM
Is it a tumor?
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Freeky

#422
October 11, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 09, 2010, 06:46:12 PM
Maybe he's drinking again?

That seems likely.

Freeky

#423
October 11, 2010, 05:56:48 PM
Glenn beck just needs to eat a bunch of acai berry pills.

Doktor Howl

#424
October 11, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
I hope it's nothing trivial.
Molon Lube

Prince Glittersnatch III

#425
October 11, 2010, 11:32:21 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on October 11, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on October 09, 2010, 06:46:12 PM
Maybe he's drinking again?

That seems likely.

Then why would he go around broadcasting it to the world?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Juana

#426
October 11, 2010, 11:36:13 PM
Because he's a moron who plays the pity card like it's going out of style? That would be my guess, given his tendency to cry at the drop of a hat. Or maybe he's coming in drunk and remorseful and can't keep his yap shut about it.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cramulus

#427
October 12, 2010, 03:29:27 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 11, 2010, 11:32:21 PM
Then why would he go around broadcasting it to the world?

because he's an emotional huckster

he has an emotional accord with his audience, that's why he does so well

LMNO

#428
October 12, 2010, 03:31:40 PM
Also, I think public self-humiliation and debasement is a Mormon device.  Step two is turning to God, who will instruct him to don the Magick Underpance.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#429
October 12, 2010, 04:25:43 PM
We should pray to the Discordian St. Magusundies for him.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Prince Glittersnatch III

#430
October 22, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

the last yatto

#431
October 23, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
Yay boycott! this might also explain why some commericals are more common during Beck's timeslot
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Prince Glittersnatch III

#432
October 23, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 23, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
Yay boycott! this might also explain why some commericals are more common during Beck's timeslot

What? You mean the commercials for testosterone pills?
I never thought that was much of a mystery.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Iason Ouabache

#433
October 23, 2010, 05:13:31 AM
Beck is not a fan of evolution because he has never seen a half man/half monkey. Maybe someone should give him a mirror and see if he throws shit at it.

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2010/10/glenn_beck_on_evolution.php
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the last yatto

#434
October 23, 2010, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 23, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 23, 2010, 03:48:46 AM
Yay boycott! this might also explain why some commericals are more common during Beck's timeslot

What? You mean the commercials for testosterone pills?
I never thought that was much of a mystery.

GOLD and pills :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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