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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 27, 2009, 01:07:42 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Johnny


ive heard about some experiment that involved mixing genetically a goat with a spider... which led to the goats boobs making silk.
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-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny


but they already have amazingly strong silk... just not thick...
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Kai

This is awesome.

This sort of shit is honestly more amazing to me than sending people into space.

I'd be working on caddisfly silk for filtration devices, except for the biggest difficulty in any silk investigation:

getting the organism to spin out a single long strand rather than many smaller pieces.

I guess I could make a spinner like theirs except for caddisflies, but the whole operation would have to be underwater, and they'd be unable to spin the same amount of silk.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Johnny


Sending people to space is completely retarded, its just a huge huge HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE waste of resources.... unless they figure out how to grow plants and make an atmosphere (which is not gonna happen anytime soon). And yea, fucking great that we know of gillion places we cant reach, just to do some "trascendental intellectual masturbation".

The bottom of the sea is so much more important and more strange than space, and possibly could be even more productive.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Kai

Quote from: JohNyx on September 28, 2009, 04:17:18 AM

Sending people to space is completely retarded, its just a huge huge HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE waste of resources.... unless they figure out how to grow plants and make an atmosphere (which is not gonna happen anytime soon). And yea, fucking great that we know of gillion places we cant reach, just to do some "trascendental intellectual masturbation".

The bottom of the sea is so much more important and more strange than space, and possibly could be even more productive.

I strongly support deep sea exploration. Also, spellunking. And of course, primary and bioinformatic taxonomy.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Kai

Quote from: Broken AI on September 28, 2009, 06:50:36 AM
JohNyx was right it was goat with silken milk http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/hybrid-spider-goats/

also, space exploration is great. It's not retarded at all thank you.



I agree.

Sending people to the moon to play golf isn't my piece of the national debt pie though.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Rumckle

It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Kai

Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO


Kai

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

LMNO

We need a "The More You Know" smiley.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Kai on September 29, 2009, 02:28:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 29, 2009, 01:38:17 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

Tell me about it. :(

Well, you see, there were millions of people in both places before the Europeans came, and most were murdered, enslaved, subjugated or exterminated via disease in a mass genocide. A pretty sad story.

That's what I'm talkin' bout, Willis.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


GIGGLES

Quote from: Rumckle on September 28, 2009, 04:12:18 PM
It's just like sending people to America and Australia in the 15-1700s, actually now that I think about it that didn't work out that well at all in the long run.

FUCK YOURSELF SHITNECK! AMERICA IS AWESOME!