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Thurnez Isa

#30
October 06, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
The funny one is read the looooong rant against the professor....
:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#31
October 06, 2009, 06:13:16 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 06, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
The funny one is read the looooong rant against the professor....
:lulz:

he wrote more on that then on Jesus
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Iason Ouabache

#32
October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 06, 2009, 06:10:41 PM
The funny one is read the looooong rant against the professor....
:lulz:
He could have saved a lot of space just by saying "SMART PEOPLE ARE OF THE DEVIL!!!!"
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Iason Ouabache

#33
October 06, 2009, 06:16:51 PM
 :lulz: I just noticed the pieces of paper on the steps in front of the Supreme Court Justice. Apparently Marbury v. Madison was a horrible decision that caused us to have activist judges.

:facepalm:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#34
October 06, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on October 06, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
I wonder if they actually did any research to find out what these people actually believed in accordance to religion and the state....

actually I don't wonder....

I kind of already know
:sad:

http://www.nobeliefs.com/jefferson.htm
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#35
October 06, 2009, 07:32:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 06:16:51 PM
:lulz: I just noticed the pieces of paper on the steps in front of the Supreme Court Justice. Apparently Marbury v. Madison was a horrible decision that caused us to have activist judges.
Yeah, just noticed that.  Those papers represent the court decisions that are the reason the supreme court judge "hides his face in shame".

I like how when you right-click on it to save it locally, it pops up an alert letting you know ...

Quote:argh!: The images on this site are copyrighted! :argh!:

... but all you have to do is File -> Save As -> Web Page Complete to download it.
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#36
October 06, 2009, 07:53:51 PM
The page won't even let you highlight and copy text from the page.  Talk about being protective.  I guess that's to keep the evil liberal bastards from spreading their message of fail love. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Remington

#37
October 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Ahahaha, look to the right of Mr. Hollywood  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Triple Zero

#38
October 06, 2009, 09:06:22 PM
Link is dead for me?
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#39
October 06, 2009, 09:40:37 PM
Obviously because you're not American and therefore don't deserve to see such a glorious piece of art.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Iason Ouabache

#40
October 06, 2009, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 06, 2009, 07:32:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 06:16:51 PM
:lulz: I just noticed the pieces of paper on the steps in front of the Supreme Court Justice. Apparently Marbury v. Madison was a horrible decision that caused us to have activist judges.
Yeah, just noticed that.  Those papers represent the court decisions that are the reason the supreme court judge "hides his face in shame".

Notice that Kelo vs. New London is in those papers too. Pretty ironic since 1) Most people on both sides of the aisle consider it a very shitty decision and 2) that was one of the times that the court should have been activists and weren't.  :argh!: It pisses me off that the developers have done nothing with that land after stealing it away.
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Thurnez Isa

#41
October 07, 2009, 01:51:29 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:37:20 PM
LOOK!  FUCKING PALIN IS IN THERE!

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

you'll like this roger

its a few months old so you may have already seen it already, but Vanity Fair went over Palin's resignation speech and fixed all the mistakes...
http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/07/palin-speech-edit-200907
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Requia ☣

#42
October 07, 2009, 01:51:50 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

This should win the horrormirth contest.   :horrormirth:
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Pariah

#43
October 07, 2009, 02:21:37 AM
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

trippinprincezz13

#44
October 08, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on October 06, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Ahahaha, look to the right of Mr. Hollywood  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: I didn't even notice that before, lol. Poor Satan doesn't even get a little blurb because they're too busy describing the evils of being a college professor :(
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