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Started by Iason Ouabache, October 05, 2009, 06:08:52 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#15
October 05, 2009, 07:42:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 05, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
One of my first headsplody moments on the internets was an xtian who was somehow convinced that there was only one bible, and it was in english, and it was perfect.

I met those people at the door when I was like 8.

"My Wife reads the original Bible every night. We don't need none of your interpretations!"

My Dad: "Oh, she can read Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic?"

"Err, Yea... *door slams shut*"

My Dad:(walking away) She probably looked at the Bible and said "Well, its all Greek to me!"
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 05, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 05, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
One of my first headsplody moments on the internets was an xtian who was somehow convinced that there was only one bible, and it was in english, and it was perfect recording of Christ's exact words.




Calvary Baptist Church, in Illinois.  They also maintain that Christ was milky-white, and that he wasn't Jewish.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Halfbaked1

#17
October 06, 2009, 10:44:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:45:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 05, 2009, 07:40:03 PM
One of my first headsplody moments on the internets was an xtian who was somehow convinced that there was only one bible, and it was in english, and it was perfect recording of Christ's exact words.




Calvary Baptist Church, in Illinois.  They also maintain that Christ was milky-white, and that he wasn't Jewish.

Course he weren't Jewish!  Them dagburnt Jews were the ones whut killt im!

At least thats what I have heard from some of the yokel preachers in the area. 

Iason Ouabache

#18
October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 06, 2009, 05:21:39 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

Of my God, they're SERIOUS!   :lulz:

And Palin is in the pic!  Lower left quadrant.

This must be WOMPed. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#20
October 06, 2009, 05:32:13 PM
I heard about this a couple of days ago but I didn't take it serious cause I literally thought it was a joke, or a parody or something

:lulz:



Ironically I support making your own holy books.... and it'll be twice as funny when they claim the bible is errorless
:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Thurnez Isa

#21
October 06, 2009, 05:33:39 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

:spittake:

I can't even begin to count to historical inaccuracies in that
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
October 06, 2009, 05:37:20 PM
LOOK!  FUCKING PALIN IS IN THERE!

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Thurnez Isa

#23
October 06, 2009, 05:51:09 PM
I can't stop giggling
:lulz:

That is going to make me smile all day

There is no way to improve that painting
That is pure perfection there
:lulz:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

AFK

#24
October 06, 2009, 05:55:08 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
In related news, BEHOLD REPUBLICAN JESUS!!!!

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353

No surprise at how prominent Ronald Reagan is in that picture. 
Also, why does the artist use a soldier to signify Martin Luther King Jr. instead of Martin Luther King Jr?
Also, also they talk about how there are 50 stars to signify the 50 states but that "some shine brighter than others..."
So which ones are the good states and which ones are the bad states? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#25
October 06, 2009, 05:55:22 PM
Has anyone noticed the "interactive" part yet?

Try rolling your mouse over the different people in the picture.

AFK

#26
October 06, 2009, 05:57:35 PM
Yeah, and I guess the Palin-looking person is supposed to be a School Teacher.  But I highly doubt the resemblence is accidental. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Thurnez Isa

#27
October 06, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
I wonder if they actually did any research to find out what these people actually believed in accordance to religion and the state....

actually I don't wonder....

I kind of already know
:sad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
October 06, 2009, 06:07:54 PM
Oh my god, are those Liberals in the lower right corner? One of them is counting money...  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
October 06, 2009, 06:10:21 PM
Jesus is very Celtic looking, reinforcing the well-known fact that Scotland is the birthplace of Christianity.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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