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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 08:08:07 am »
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 08:48:31 am »
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.
   

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 12:37:32 pm »
Yeah, I love how people always want to know what these discoveries mean for human sexuality.  :lulz:

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 01:03:34 pm »
That's just what the Hebrews thought.
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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 07:27:52 pm »
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 07:28:57 pm »
We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 07:39:30 pm »
Well, fuck shit and damn.


The anglerfish’s appearance is scary enough, but its mating habits truly set it apart as among the weirdest of the weird sea creatures.  The male anglerfish bites into a female’s skin, releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body to fuse them together, and then atrophies into nothing but a pair of gonads, becoming a parasitic sperm factory.




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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 07:49:49 pm »
We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 07:54:07 pm »
I started out as nothing but Gonads.

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 08:29:37 pm »
We don't?

I thought that was called "marriage".

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2009, 03:48:39 am »
Cymothoa exigua.

It's a parasite that eats a fish tongue until the tongue is atrophied and falls off.  Then the little bugger stays there and acts as the fish's tongue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua



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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2009, 05:39:49 am »
Under Water Creature Camouflage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC0zOLqYnRg

That octopus is crazy.

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2009, 01:57:27 pm »
Cymothoa exigua.

It's a parasite that eats a fish tongue until the tongue is atrophied and falls off.  Then the little bugger stays there and acts as the fish's tongue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymothoa_exigua



That's awesome. Although I'm a little more surprised to learn that fish actually have tongues. Sometimes I regret taking no biology courses.

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Re: World's Weirdest Animals
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2009, 01:58:11 pm »
If they didn't have tongues, they wouldn't be able to whistle.