Conservative Bible Project

[Requia ☣]

hxxp://www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton Fine Art.htm

And this, from a former acquaintance of mine who went nuts after a birther tried to chew him out for talking about politics in his own comic.

[Iason Ouabache]

http://www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton%20Fine%20Art.htm

And this, from a former acquaintance of mine who went nuts after a birther tried to chew him out for talking about politics in his own comic.

Now that is how it is done. He makes a good point that the school teacher and family doctor are seen as super good while the professor is the most evil thing ever. Who wants to bet that the guy who painted the original flunked out of college?

[Requia ☣]

He probably went to a Christian college.

The teacher thing is some sort of weird disconnect over the evolution in schools thing.  According the the Movement types (back when I still thought it was useful to talk to them), teachers clearly want to teach the bible and creationism in schools, and the school administrators and college professors are stopping them and worshiping either Darwin or monkeys in secret (I wish I was making this up).  Never mind that case history clearly shows administrators trying to force science teachers not to teach evolution and the other way around.

It's not acceptable to question the people the movement sees as critical to its success: schoolteachers, cops and the military.  If something is wrong it is clearly the fault of their bosses, or you rant about how the wrong sort of people (usually gays, sometimes liberals) are trying to join those professions.

It occurs to me the uproar from the movement if Don't Ask Don't Tell really goes away will be truly hilarious.

[Iason Ouabache]

He probably went to a Christian college.

The teacher thing is some sort of weird disconnect over the evolution in schools thing.  According the the Movement types (back when I still thought it was useful to talk to them), teachers clearly want to teach the bible and creationism in schools, and the school administrators and college professors are stopping them and worshiping either Darwin or monkeys in secret (I wish I was making this up).  Never mind that case history clearly shows administrators trying to force science teachers not to teach evolution and the other way around.

It's not acceptable to question the people the movement sees as critical to its success: schoolteachers, cops and the military.  If something is wrong it is clearly the fault of their bosses, or you rant about how the wrong sort of people (usually gays, sometimes liberals) are trying to join those professions.

Makes sense, I guess. Teachers and doctors are seen as smart but not "too smart for their own good". Professors are seen as evil bullies because they have a habit of proving how wrong the fundies are.

It occurs to me the uproar from the movement if Don't Ask Don't Tell really goes away will be truly hilarious.

They are currently going ballistic over the fact that the sexual orientation hate crime legislation got slipped into the defense appropriation bill. They are also pissed that Obama is going to address the Human Rights Coalition this weekend. If he manages to get rid of DADT within the next year or so... well, be ready for some fireworks.

[Remington]

I couldn't pic a politician to eat first. I'm going to womp a bunch of the being stuffed into a blender if I don't forget.

Also I just found this.

http://k.photos.cx/4af30b04985f54dc58bd8641e547a042f1f08275-153.jpg

YES.

[Precious Moments Zalgo]

Good finds, Requia☣, those are awesome.

[Jenne]

I couldn't pic a politician to eat first. I'm going to womp a bunch of the being stuffed into a blender if I don't forget.

Also I just found this.

http://k.photos.cx/4af30b04985f54dc58bd8641e547a042f1f08275-153.jpg

Woah, kickass!  And howcome I never EVER make it into these here WOMPs?

[Bu🤠ns]

            
      OMG THAT'S INCREDIBLE

[Kai]

The most ironic thing for me is Jefferson being in that painting.

[Requia ☣]

Also Washington (thought communion was blasphemy), Lincoln (deist), Adams (Unitarian), Franklin (claimed to be whatever was popular at the moment).

Of the founding father types there are apparently two orthodox Christians way in the back.

[Kurt Christ]

And Thomas Paine.

[Corvidia]

Requia, that is an awesome find!

The thing I like best about fundies is the blind "lalalalala-I-can't-hear-you!" mode they go into when you point those people's beliefs out. Their heads start to bulge amusingly.

[Requia ☣]

Nah, my favorite is the way they start to project their own motives onto me.  Apparently I'm trying to revise history in order to support an atheist agenda (you would think the revised atheist history would have less unitarians & deists).