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The internet owes Faust $7117.50

Started by Cain, October 09, 2009, 07:56:02 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
October 12, 2009, 12:56:17 AM
well well

Faust

#2
October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Its true we were getting about 12$ a day from the google ads, I never got a penny of it because they canceled my account with them because of our "questionable content".

Also i will sell this site to whoever wants for seven grand....

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#3
October 12, 2009, 01:04:43 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Its true we were getting about 12$ a day from the google ads, I never got a penny of it because they canceled my account with them because of our "questionable content".


What?  LOL.

Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:03:40 AM
Also i will sell this site to whoever wants for seven grand....





Good luck with that.  Maybe the Scientologists will buy it.
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Faust

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October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AM
Yeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

How about we sell Principiadiscordia.com to the scientologists for a huge amount of money and then just move to .org (I'm sitting on that one too).
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#5
October 12, 2009, 01:20:53 AM
I don't know how well it would work for a site like this, but Project Wonderful lets you control what ads get put on the site, and pulls in a decent bit of money on some other sites i visit.  (Its a bidding system, if you don't like the winning bid you can take a pay hit and use the other bid instead).
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Faust

#6
October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.
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#7
October 12, 2009, 01:37:19 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AM
Yeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

How about we sell Principiadiscordia.com to the scientologists for a huge amount of money and then just move to .org (I'm sitting on that one too).

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#8
October 12, 2009, 02:01:40 AM
Make money from PD.com!!

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October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).
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October 12, 2009, 04:57:37 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).

Get Adblock (for Firefox) or a browser with similar functionality built-in.
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#11
October 12, 2009, 06:50:43 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on October 12, 2009, 02:55:04 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:27:21 AM
I'll have a look at it, Controlling the adverts sounds like an ok system to me. I was afraid of randomly having sexycams.ru or some other NWS shit showing up when I'm not looking, or worse, if they were flash or java ads some kind of virus or sound effects.

I DESPISE banner ads with sounds. It is one of my biggest pet peeves while browsing the Internet, and I usually refresh then page until a different add appears if I want to read it that badly (or turn the speakers off if I'm not using them for anything at the time).

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#12
October 12, 2009, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AMYeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

Shows you how smart that was.

Fuck them, you abided by the rules and they screwed you out of $50?? Questionable content, fuck that. We even make sure we're SFW. Fucking google bitches.

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#13
October 12, 2009, 08:57:30 AM
I'll take one, just cause I want to see it.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Faust

#14
October 12, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 12, 2009, 07:43:22 AM
Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on October 12, 2009, 01:14:49 AMYeah remember the two weeks we had a google advert at the bottom of the page, It was at 50$ when the googleads account got suspended.
I could go to another web advertiser but I'm really picky about it because I don't want them putting anything dodgy onto the site, google I trusted a bit.

Shows you how smart that was.

Fuck them, you abided by the rules and they screwed you out of $50?? Questionable content, fuck that. We even make sure we're SFW. Fucking google bitches.

Anyone still want a wave invite?
I'll take one
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