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Suu's day in a real corset...Or...how to re-learn how to breathe and move.

Started by Suu, October 19, 2009, 07:10:08 PM

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Richter

#15
October 19, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
You'd PWN the house with such a gas.

Also, Damn.
If you try to fence in that, remember I've been to Singapore.  I'm certain Dave and Enzo have too.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#16
October 19, 2009, 08:14:00 PM
Oh I am NOT fencing in this.  I can't move.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Corvidia

#17
October 19, 2009, 08:21:51 PM
Looks good. :)

I kind of want one, but A) I am broke and B) I don't know how much it would actually do for me so it would actually be worth it.
One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

AFK

#18
October 19, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
I read somewhere that there are a lot of people in Middle Management that are into waist training.  Of corset might've been something else. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#19
October 19, 2009, 08:26:06 PM
I have no idea how much I pulled off of my waist, and I'm frightening to think about it. All I know is that it's a 30" corset, and I still have a gap in the back.  I probably COULD close it, but I wouldn't be happy.

Quote from: RWH1N1 on October 19, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
I read somewhere that there are a lot of people in Middle Management that are into waist training.  Of corset might've been something else. 

:lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#20
October 19, 2009, 08:45:16 PM
I think I died and went to corset heaven
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#21
October 19, 2009, 08:59:35 PM
I just took it off. I can see this is going to be something I have to ease into gradually.

Now 'scuse me while the oxygen returns to my brain.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

#22
October 19, 2009, 09:08:45 PM
wut you mean this fuzzy feeling isn't normal?   :?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Suu

#23
October 19, 2009, 09:10:27 PM
Yeah...


....I'm wearing it tomorrow for 4 hours after work.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 19, 2009, 09:21:24 PM
General Stuart:  Be prepared to clean up after Suu poomps her spleen out.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#25
October 19, 2009, 09:36:02 PM





I'm not going to deal with any such thing.
They make colostomies for a reason.

Suu

#26
October 19, 2009, 09:37:40 PM
HOLY KNITTED POOMP
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

0

#27
October 19, 2009, 09:38:56 PM
There's nothing holy about colostomies. And if they are indeed holy, we're gonna have an awful mess on our hands once that tube fills up.

Suu

#28
October 19, 2009, 09:39:52 PM
I should just do this the period way and get my lower ribs surgically removed and eat a tapeworm.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#29
October 19, 2009, 09:41:14 PM
why exactly are you trying to crush your insides?
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